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Bake · 03-26-2001, 05:11 AM

I need your advice. A friend is having trouble with his system.
>
> Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd
> used for years without trouble.
>
> However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the
only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off, but to
> make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as;
> Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
>
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better,
> Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system,
> forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.
>
> Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0
only
> to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
> damage to all his hardware.
>
> Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay
> that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife1.0.
>
> However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come
> bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
>
> But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can
be
> unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
> stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
> months later .Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and
E-mail
> Porn Filter.
>
> Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on
> the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself.
>
> The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser
Pro
> for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week
> It also refused some of the new Games and
> attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
>
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs
> the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
> Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.
>
> Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there
> could be problems.
>
> If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress
> 2000,it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
>
> Is this a common problem?

03-26-2001, 05:11 AM
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,517	Joke I need your advice. A friend is having trouble with his system. > > Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd > used for years without trouble. > > However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only > solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off, but to > make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other > applications, such as; > Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. > > Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, > Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system, > forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. > > Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only > to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe > damage to all his hardware. > > Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay > that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife1.0. > > However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come > bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000. > > But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be > unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically > stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface > months later .Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail > Porn Filter. > > Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on > the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. > > The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro > for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week > It also refused some of the new Games and > attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation. > > When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs > the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called > Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. > > Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there > could be problems. > > If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress > 2000,it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself. > > Is this a common problem?