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The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:31 PM

Do you need advice?

I'm here to help! Ask me all your relationship/love advice.

brizzad · 06-30-2004, 09:32 PM

does your mom know you're gay?

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
does your mom know you're gay?

No but if I was gay she would.

wdsguy · 06-30-2004, 09:35 PM

show us your ride

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 06-30-2004, 09:35 PM

If God is all-powerful, can He create a rock so big that He can't lift it?

galleryseek · 06-30-2004, 09:36 PM

Do you believe there is a relation between society's ever decreasing moralistic values pertaining to relationships AND the use of advancing media technology?

Marcus Aurelius · 06-30-2004, 09:40 PM

smell my finger?

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
show us your ride

MattO · 06-30-2004, 09:43 PM

The escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 8 km/s. What is the excape velocity for a planet whose radius is 4 times and whose mass is 100 times that of earth?

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
If God is all-powerful, can He create a rock so big that He can't lift it?

Are You a Victim of
Religious Sexual Abuse?

brizzad · 06-30-2004, 09:45 PM

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by galleryseek
Do you believe there is a relation between society's ever decreasing moralistic values pertaining to relationships AND the use of advancing media technology?

of course

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
The escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 8 km/s. What is the excape velocity for a planet whose radius is 4 times and whose mass is 100 times that of earth?

Nigga Please

CDSmith · 06-30-2004, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
- Ask me anything.

When was the war of 1812?

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 06-30-2004, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
The escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 8 km/s. What is the excape velocity for a planet whose radius is 4 times and whose mass is 100 times that of earth?

Escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 11 km/s, get the facts right.

Bootyologist, answer my question.

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
smell my finger?

you need more fiber in your diet

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
If God is all-powerful, can He create a rock so big that He can't lift it?

yes Im wearing it around my neck right now

Marcus Aurelius · 06-30-2004, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
you need more fiber in your diet

This guy has powers beyond mere mortals.

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
When was the war of 1812?

1812-1814

CDSmith · 06-30-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1812-1814

Okay this guy is good.

MattO · 06-30-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
Escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 11 km/s, get the facts right.

Bootyologist, answer my question.

the question was assuming an Earth without an atmosphere

Fizzgig · 06-30-2004, 09:58 PM

Do you like green?
Why?

This has nothing to do with relationships, I'm just going with the flow.

The Bootyologist · 06-30-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Fizzgig
Do you like green?
Why?

This has nothing to do with relationships, I'm just going with the flow.

Yes, It's the color of money.

CDSmith · 06-30-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist
Yes, It's the color of money.

What about the yellow? Ain't that the color of piss?

pimplink · 06-30-2004, 11:07 PM

What is Life?

webmaster x · 07-01-2004, 12:37 AM

name a gfyer/s who's still virgin...

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
What about the yellow? Ain't that the color of piss?

It's also the color of GOLD

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
What is Life?

1 The force of will which strives to coalesce a dynamic organism from inanimate matter.

2 A force which demonstrates a purposeful intentionality to feed, process matter into energy, grow, and reproduce.

3. the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living;

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
name a gfyer/s who's still virgin...

Girl Ninja ( so she claims )

johnbosh · 07-01-2004, 09:14 AM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist

:D

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by johnbosh
:D

i know what you're thinking..yes, it has a queen sized bed

xxxbruce · 07-01-2004, 09:20 AM

what came first the chicken or the egg

Vitasoy · 07-01-2004, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by The Bootyologist

That is pimp. :D

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by xxxbruce
what came first the chicken or the egg

I eat them both.

But being a man of science I have to say the chicken cam first.

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
That is pimp. :D

That's how I roll

Meta Ridley · 07-01-2004, 09:29 AM

How many years did it take you to get your degree in Bootyology?

I was thinking of taking some classes.

CDSmith · 07-01-2004, 09:29 AM

Okay, one more quick question....

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Meta Ridley
How many years did it take you to get your degree in Bootyology?

I was thinking of taking some classes.

4 years undergraduate

6 years post-graduate

30 years voodoo loving

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Okay, one more quick question....

he writes books

swedish_girl · 07-01-2004, 11:30 AM

Hey, they're making fun of me here. Who are you really?

D-Money · 07-01-2004, 11:32 AM

I've got a PHD, Pimpin' & Ho'in Degree

Doctor Dre · 07-01-2004, 11:56 AM

Ok this guy definitly owns . One of the funniest thread Ive ever seen

Enema · 07-01-2004, 12:14 PM

If the next line is truth,
and the last line was a lie...

which line was *really* true?

myjah · 07-01-2004, 12:18 PM

hahaha. maybe later

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by swedish_girl
Hey, they're making fun of me here. Who are you really?

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
I've got a PHD, Pimpin' & Ho'in Degree

I can tell that we are going to be friends

The Bootyologist · 07-01-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Enema
If the next line is truth,
and the last line was a lie...

which line was *really* true?

there is no truth only perception

NakedBo · 07-01-2004, 01:28 PM

Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?

CraigA · 07-01-2004, 01:41 PM

Are you related to Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?

Basic_man · 07-01-2004, 01:45 PM

Who is it in your sig?

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