I am The Bootyologist - Ask me anything.
 

Do you need advice? :question

I'm here to help! Ask me all your relationship/love advice.

does your mom know you're gay?

No but if I was gay she would.

show us your ride

If God is all-powerful, can He create a rock so big that He can't lift it?

Do you believe there is a relation between society's ever decreasing moralistic values pertaining to relationships AND the use of advancing media technology?

:321GFY smell my finger?

The escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 8 km/s. What is the excape velocity for a planet whose radius is 4 times and whose mass is 100 times that of earth?

Are You a Victim of
Religious Sexual Abuse?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

of course

Nigga Please

When was the war of 1812?

Escape velocity at the surface of the earth is approximately 11 km/s, get the facts right.

Bootyologist, answer my question.

you need more fiber in your diet

yes Im wearing it around my neck right now

This guy has powers beyond mere mortals.

1812-1814

Okay this guy is good.

the question was assuming an Earth without an atmosphere

Do you like green?
Why?

This has nothing to do with relationships, I'm just going with the flow.

Yes, It's the color of money.

What about the yellow? Ain't that the color of piss?

What is Life?

name a gfyer/s who's still virgin...:Graucho

It's also the color of GOLD

1 The force of will which strives to coalesce a dynamic organism from inanimate matter.

2 A force which demonstrates a purposeful intentionality to feed, process matter into energy, grow, and reproduce.

3. the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living;

Girl Ninja ( so she claims )

:D

i know what you're thinking..yes, it has a queen sized bed:winkwink:

what came first the chicken or the egg

That is pimp. :D

I eat them both.

But being a man of science I have to say the chicken cam first.

That's how I roll

How many years did it take you to get your degree in Bootyology?

I was thinking of taking some classes.

Okay, one more quick question....


http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/arnie_kindcop.jpg

4 years undergraduate

6 years post-graduate

30 years voodoo loving

http://www.mulletmadness.com/images/if-bill-clinton.jpg
he writes books

Hey, they're making fun of me here. Who are you really?:question

I've got a PHD, Pimpin' & Ho'in Degree

Ok this guy definitly owns . One of the funniest thread Ive ever seen

If the next line is truth,
and the last line was a lie...

which line was *really* true?

hahaha. maybe later

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.

I can tell that we are going to be friends

there is no truth only perception

Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?

Are you related to Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?:winkwink:

Who is it in your sig?