Loryn kills kittens and hits cows with sticks.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Buddy · 06-30-2004, 03:39 PM

She just told me.
WTF is up with that?!!

kimzar · 06-30-2004, 03:41 PM

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 03:42 PM

WiredGuy · 06-30-2004, 03:44 PM

Reak · 06-30-2004, 03:44 PM

LIAR!

Kimmykim · 06-30-2004, 03:45 PM

What kind of sticks?

Buddy · 06-30-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by Reak
LIAR!

Ask her.

sickkittens · 06-30-2004, 03:45 PM

I'm still waiting for those pics of your pussy Loryn. Where are they?

TheWildcard · 06-30-2004, 03:47 PM

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 04:08 PM

When I was little we use to play out in the ranch with the cows. I use to tear off a tree limb, that had lots of leaves, and tease the cows with it. I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off. Until one day one cow had enough and almost got me, it wasn't funny after that.

I haven't shot a cat yet but I want too.

There is a Mama kitten who is very farel running around the neighborhood and no one can catch her. I took her kittens, they are so fucking cute I love them, and I have potty trained them and I am turning them into good little kitties for homes. Well she is in heat again and there is a tom cat meowing outside for her all the time. I want to shoot the little bastards so they can't make any more babies. I wouldn't really do it, but it driving me crazy. If I take her in they will kill her an dif she stays she will make more strays. I am going to have a house full of kittens at the rate that little slut is going.

dig420 · 06-30-2004, 04:11 PM

buy a havaheart trap, put some cat food in it and take her to the pound to be neutered when you catch her. I used to catch wild cats all the time when I did pest control, it's not that hard.

They won't kill her if you tell them not to, but you'll have to pay for the neuter. Sometimes if you explain the situation they'll neuter her for free and give her back to you to be released.

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
buy a havaheart trap, put some cat food in it and take her to the pound to be neutered when you catch her. I used to catch wild cats all the time when I did pest control, it's not that hard.

I have thought about that, but where do I keep her when she is recovering? The pound will not hold her while she is recovering. And how do I catch her on the day of her appointment to be fixed?

youb · 06-30-2004, 04:19 PM

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Buddy · 06-30-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off.

You and the cows would laugh your asses off?

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Buddy
You and the cows would laugh your asses off?

No silly my friends and I would laugh when we played the 'poke a cow' game!!!

Scott McD · 06-30-2004, 04:47 PM

Dagwolf · 06-30-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
No silly my friends and I would laugh when we played the 'poke a cow' game!!!

A guy in my vocational agriculture class got expelled for poking a cow....

jimmyf · 06-30-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Buddy
You and the cows would laugh your asses off?

cows will get your ass in a hot second, if they have a little one and you get between them, they can be mean, there already big

LaurieX · 06-30-2004, 05:13 PM

Lace · 06-30-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
When I was little we use to play out in the ranch with the cows. I use to tear off a tree limb, that had lots of leaves, and tease the cows with it. I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off. Until one day one cow had enough and almost got me, it wasn't funny after that.

I haven't shot a cat yet but I want too.
There is a Mama kitten who is very farel running around the neighborhood and no one can catch her. I took her kittens, they are so fucking cute I love them, and I have potty trained them and I am turning them into good little kitties for homes. Well she is in heat again and there is a tom cat meowing outside for her all the time. I want to shoot the little bastards so they can't make any more babies. I wouldn't really do it, but it driving me crazy. If I take her in they will kill her an dif she stays she will make more strays. I am going to have a house full of kittens at the rate that little slut is going.

Poor little kittens!

StuartD · 06-30-2004, 05:16 PM

I guess it's better than beating up cows with kittens.

Spunky · 06-30-2004, 05:16 PM

We had a cat like that,until we took her a got her fixed...nobody could take any more of her kittens

-=HOAX=- · 06-30-2004, 05:18 PM

I believe a half pound of raw hamburger meat generously applied with sugar can make short work of a cat...I think...maybe its salt. Or was it Raid. Who knows...

wyldblyss · 06-30-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I have thought about that, but where do I keep her when she is recovering? The pound will not hold her while she is recovering. And how do I catch her on the day of her appointment to be fixed?

Do you have a nearby Vet College? If so, they often take in the ferrel cats, spay them, then release them again. Releasing sounds cruel but often times the cats just can't adjust to "homelife" and they are doing very well in the wild (streets) it is just the constant litters that is causing population explosions and problems.

Sly_RJ · 06-30-2004, 05:21 PM

When I was little, had to be about 3 or 4, I got scratched by a farm cat in the eye. My grandpa found out and wasn't too happy. He took the cat behind the barn and hit it in the head with a shovel.

Poor cat!

I can still see the scratch in my eye, by the way.

Buddy · 06-30-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When I was little, had to be about 3 or 4, I got scratched by a farm cat in the eye. My grandpa found out and wasn't too happy. He took the cat behind the barn and hit it in the head with a shovel.

Poor cat!

I can still see the scratch in my eye, by the way.

But I bet the cat learned his lesson.

Mr. Marks · 06-30-2004, 05:27 PM

Spare the kittens, kill the mommy cat!

Stewie · 06-30-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
I guess it's better than beating up cows with kittens.

Or crushing kittens with cows...

Loryn has been known to tear up a pussy or two...

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Do you have a nearby Vet College? If so, they often take in the ferrel cats, spay them, then release them again. Releasing sounds cruel but often times the cats just can't adjust to "homelife" and they are doing very well in the wild (streets) it is just the constant litters that is causing population explosions and problems.

Yes that is what I would like to do. Fix her and release her. Everyone in the neighborhood leaves food out for her. But now that I have seen the male his little ass needs his hoo haa removed. So now I have two cats that need to be taken off the street fixed and released. It's a pain. That is why I made the comment of just shooting them. Then I would not have to worry about it and it would be a fast painless death.

(I would never shoot a kitty. Unless it was in pain and couldn't be helped)

Loryn · 06-30-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Stewie
Or crushing kittens with cows...

Loryn has been known to tear up a pussy or two...

Vanilla is my favorite flavor!!!

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Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	When I was little we use to play out in the ranch with the cows. I use to tear off a tree limb, that had lots of leaves, and tease the cows with it. I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off. Until one day one cow had enough and almost got me, it wasn't funny after that. I haven't shot a cat yet but I want too. There is a Mama kitten who is very farel running around the neighborhood and no one can catch her. I took her kittens, they are so fucking cute I love them, and I have potty trained them and I am turning them into good little kitties for homes. Well she is in heat again and there is a tom cat meowing outside for her all the time. I want to shoot the little bastards so they can't make any more babies. I wouldn't really do it, but it driving me crazy. If I take her in they will kill her an dif she stays she will make more strays. I am going to have a house full of kittens at the rate that little slut is going. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD Last edited by Loryn; 06-30-2004 at 04:11 PM..

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