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Buddy 06-30-2004 03:39 PM

Loryn kills kittens and hits cows with sticks..
 
She just told me.
WTF is up with that?!!

kimzar 06-30-2004 03:41 PM

:eek7

Loryn 06-30-2004 03:42 PM

:evil-laug

WiredGuy 06-30-2004 03:44 PM

:eek7

Reak 06-30-2004 03:44 PM

LIAR!

Kimmykim 06-30-2004 03:45 PM

What kind of sticks?

Buddy 06-30-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
LIAR!
Ask her.

sickkittens 06-30-2004 03:45 PM

I'm still waiting for those pics of your pussy Loryn. Where are they?

TheWildcard 06-30-2004 03:47 PM

:1orglaugh

Loryn 06-30-2004 04:08 PM

When I was little we use to play out in the ranch with the cows. I use to tear off a tree limb, that had lots of leaves, and tease the cows with it. I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off. Until one day one cow had enough and almost got me, it wasn't funny after that.


I haven't shot a cat yet but I want too. :BangBang:
There is a Mama kitten who is very farel running around the neighborhood and no one can catch her. I took her kittens, they are so fucking cute I love them, and I have potty trained them and I am turning them into good little kitties for homes. Well she is in heat again and there is a tom cat meowing outside for her all the time. I want to shoot the little bastards so they can't make any more babies. I wouldn't really do it, but it driving me crazy. If I take her in they will kill her an dif she stays she will make more strays. I am going to have a house full of kittens at the rate that little slut is going.

dig420 06-30-2004 04:11 PM

buy a havaheart trap, put some cat food in it and take her to the pound to be neutered when you catch her. I used to catch wild cats all the time when I did pest control, it's not that hard.

They won't kill her if you tell them not to, but you'll have to pay for the neuter. Sometimes if you explain the situation they'll neuter her for free and give her back to you to be released.

Loryn 06-30-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
buy a havaheart trap, put some cat food in it and take her to the pound to be neutered when you catch her. I used to catch wild cats all the time when I did pest control, it's not that hard.
I have thought about that, but where do I keep her when she is recovering? The pound will not hold her while she is recovering. And how do I catch her on the day of her appointment to be fixed?

youb 06-30-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
:eek7

Buddy 06-30-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off.
You and the cows would laugh your asses off?
:helpme

Loryn 06-30-2004 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
You and the cows would laugh your asses off?
:helpme



No silly my friends and I would laugh when we played the 'poke a cow' game!!!

Scott McD 06-30-2004 04:47 PM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

Dagwolf 06-30-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
No silly my friends and I would laugh when we played the 'poke a cow' game!!!

A guy in my vocational agriculture class got expelled for poking a cow....

jimmyf 06-30-2004 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
You and the cows would laugh your asses off?
:helpme

cows will get your ass in a hot second, if they have a little one and you get between them, they can be mean, there already big:1orglaugh

LaurieX 06-30-2004 05:13 PM

:BangBang:

Lace 06-30-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
When I was little we use to play out in the ranch with the cows. I use to tear off a tree limb, that had lots of leaves, and tease the cows with it. I would poke them so they would chase me. We would laugh our asses off. Until one day one cow had enough and almost got me, it wasn't funny after that.


I haven't shot a cat yet but I want too. :BangBang:
There is a Mama kitten who is very farel running around the neighborhood and no one can catch her. I took her kittens, they are so fucking cute I love them, and I have potty trained them and I am turning them into good little kitties for homes. Well she is in heat again and there is a tom cat meowing outside for her all the time. I want to shoot the little bastards so they can't make any more babies. I wouldn't really do it, but it driving me crazy. If I take her in they will kill her an dif she stays she will make more strays. I am going to have a house full of kittens at the rate that little slut is going.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Poor little kittens!

StuartD 06-30-2004 05:16 PM

I guess it's better than beating up cows with kittens.

Spunky 06-30-2004 05:16 PM

We had a cat like that,until we took her a got her fixed...nobody could take any more of her kittens

-=HOAX=- 06-30-2004 05:18 PM

I believe a half pound of raw hamburger meat generously applied with sugar can make short work of a cat...I think...maybe its salt. Or was it Raid. Who knows...

wyldblyss 06-30-2004 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I have thought about that, but where do I keep her when she is recovering? The pound will not hold her while she is recovering. And how do I catch her on the day of her appointment to be fixed?
Do you have a nearby Vet College? If so, they often take in the ferrel cats, spay them, then release them again. Releasing sounds cruel but often times the cats just can't adjust to "homelife" and they are doing very well in the wild (streets) it is just the constant litters that is causing population explosions and problems.

Sly_RJ 06-30-2004 05:21 PM

When I was little, had to be about 3 or 4, I got scratched by a farm cat in the eye. My grandpa found out and wasn't too happy. He took the cat behind the barn and hit it in the head with a shovel.

Poor cat!

I can still see the scratch in my eye, by the way.

Buddy 06-30-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
When I was little, had to be about 3 or 4, I got scratched by a farm cat in the eye. My grandpa found out and wasn't too happy. He took the cat behind the barn and hit it in the head with a shovel.

Poor cat!

I can still see the scratch in my eye, by the way.


But I bet the cat learned his lesson.

Mr. Marks 06-30-2004 05:27 PM

Spare the kittens, kill the mommy cat!:BangBang:

Stewie 06-30-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I guess it's better than beating up cows with kittens.
Or crushing kittens with cows... :winkwink:


Loryn has been known to tear up a pussy or two... :Graucho

Loryn 06-30-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Do you have a nearby Vet College? If so, they often take in the ferrel cats, spay them, then release them again. Releasing sounds cruel but often times the cats just can't adjust to "homelife" and they are doing very well in the wild (streets) it is just the constant litters that is causing population explosions and problems.
Yes that is what I would like to do. Fix her and release her. Everyone in the neighborhood leaves food out for her. But now that I have seen the male his little ass needs his hoo haa removed. So now I have two cats that need to be taken off the street fixed and released. It's a pain. That is why I made the comment of just shooting them. Then I would not have to worry about it and it would be a fast painless death. :1orglaugh
(I would never shoot a kitty. Unless it was in pain and couldn't be helped)

Loryn 06-30-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stewie
Or crushing kittens with cows... :winkwink:


Loryn has been known to tear up a pussy or two... :Graucho

Vanilla is my favorite flavor!!! :Graucho


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