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Old 06-28-2004, 12:40 PM   #1
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Woodpecker Joke :)~

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing
about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker challenged him
and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker
to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable.
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and
accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian
woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the
Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when
neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:45 PM   #3
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:45 PM   #4
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heh funny
i liked it
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:46 PM   #5
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That was a good one
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:48 PM   #6
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made me laugh..
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Old 06-28-2004, 12:49 PM   #8
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I never leave home. Lori, where do you live? ;)
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Mouhahahaha, nice one mate!
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I never leave home. Lori, where do you live? ;)
Michigan U?
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