Woodpecker Joke :)~
 

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing
about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said that they had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker challenged him
and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker
to peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable.
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and
accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaiian
woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the
Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the
Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when
neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

Heh Heh :glugglug

:1orglaugh long buildup but totally worth it :thumbsup

heh funny
i liked it

That was a good one :)

made me laugh.. :)

:1orglaugh

I never leave home. Lori, where do you live? ;)

Mouhahahaha, nice one mate! :1orglaugh

Michigan U?

that's good one...:1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMFAO...funny shit!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh women are hornier in hotel rooms than at home also. something about new surroundings makes them wanna fuck.

that was funny :1orglaugh

good one :1orglaugh