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Old 06-26-2004, 04:14 PM   #1
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My GF gave me a $150 and told me to go and Get a Blow Job!
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:17 PM   #2
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:18 PM   #3
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or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:21 PM   #4
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or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:25 PM   #5
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The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:26 PM   #6
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The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:27 PM   #7
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The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:27 PM   #8
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:28 PM   #9
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:28 PM   #10
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:35 PM   #11
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ya dont trust her, she'll throw that back in your face when you both get in a fight...
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:35 PM   #12
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you've got to be kiding ??? there is a twist right ?
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:35 PM   #13
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:36 PM   #14
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:36 PM   #15
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:54 PM   #16
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The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
LOL i'm taking lessons from you. If you ever write a book let me know
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:54 PM   #17
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So did you?
I'm still thinking about it!! Trouble is i don't have alot of time to look for working women to service me. LOL!!
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:56 PM   #18
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:57 PM   #19
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You better hurry up and get going. Her secret lover is going to be there any minute.
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Old 06-26-2004, 04:58 PM   #20
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:00 PM   #21
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:01 PM   #22
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so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


thats hardly anything to brag about lol
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:08 PM   #23
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:14 PM   #24
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are you sure she's still your girlfriend?

after hearing "150$" and "blowjob" i think you might have missed some other stuff she said
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:17 PM   #25
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:45 PM   #26
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Old 06-26-2004, 05:52 PM   #27
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:17 PM   #28
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:26 PM   #29
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Now if only my wife would give me the $150, lol.
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:54 PM   #30
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:57 PM   #31
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Old 06-26-2004, 06:58 PM   #32
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shower more often and maybe she will give you one without taking 150 bucks out of your wallet for one
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:00 PM   #33
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The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
LOL....remind me never to go out with you!
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She probably feels guilty because she probably just sucked somebody elses cock other than yours.
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and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

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I bet you are a hit with all the ladies...How much do toilets cost anyways?
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so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


thats hardly anything to brag about lol


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We need more details.
What exactly did she say?
Does she give you head on any regular basis?
Was it your birthday or something?
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id tell that bitch to get on her knees and suck my cock like it was the last thing she ever did and then id splash my cum in her face and throw the 150 usd at her and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

and im not joking about that

go buy some toilet.

150 USD?

Okay who let the french guy in!!
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