My GF gave me a $150 and told me to go and Get a Blow Job!

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  • Head
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    • Nov 2003
    • 8278

    #1

    My GF gave me a $150 and told me to go and Get a Blow Job!

  • Reak
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2003
    • 17920

    #2
    nice

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    • Bigfuck
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2004
      • 4961

      #3
      lucky you
      or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after

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      • zzgundamnzz
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 6102

        #4
        Originally posted by Bigfuck
        lucky you
        or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after
        The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...


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        • Head
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          • Nov 2003
          • 8278

          #5
          Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
          The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...

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          • alexg
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            • Aug 2003
            • 11287

            #6
            Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
            The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...

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            • Reak
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2003
              • 17920

              #7
              Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
              The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...

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              • TheWildcard
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2004
                • 4759

                #8
                What are you waiting for? Go get a blowjob.

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                • stocktrader23
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 18781

                  #9
                  Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                  The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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                  • NickHimself
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                    • Jun 2004
                    • 125

                    #10
                    You trained her well

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                    • SlickRick
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                      • Jan 2003
                      • 2849

                      #11
                      ya dont trust her, she'll throw that back in your face when you both get in a fight...

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                      • TweetyBird
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                        • Feb 2004
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                        #12
                        you've got to be kiding ??? there is a twist right ?
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                        • cosis
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 5292

                          #13
                          buy a $20 blowjob and take the rest to the track

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                          • David!
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 6501

                            #14
                            I smell a trick
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                            • Jeppe
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                              • May 2002
                              • 951

                              #15
                              So did you?
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                              • BeHeadR
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 1152

                                #16
                                Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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                                • Head
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 8278

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jeppe
                                  So did you?
                                  I'm still thinking about it!! Trouble is i don't have alot of time to look for working women to service me. LOL!!

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                                  • jojojo
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 2318

                                    #18
                                    The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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                                    • StuartD
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                                      • Jul 2002
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                                      #19
                                      You better hurry up and get going. Her secret lover is going to be there any minute.
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                                      • shermo

                                        #20
                                        Time to head over to the Asian massage parlor!

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                                        • Reak
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 17920

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                                          Time to head over to the Asian massage parlor!

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                                          • RaiDeN
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                                            • May 2001
                                            • 496

                                            #22
                                            so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

                                            but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


                                            thats hardly anything to brag about lol

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                                            • Diabolical Cord
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 447

                                              #23
                                              It'll come back to haunt you, dude.

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                                              • Face (o_0)
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 2617

                                                #24
                                                are you sure she's still your girlfriend?

                                                after hearing "150$" and "blowjob" i think you might have missed some other stuff she said

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                                                • bopha
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 1882

                                                  #25
                                                  She's cheating on you.

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                                                  • Pete
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 6617

                                                    #26
                                                    Dont be silly, go get yourself a BJ immediately!
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                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 51692

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                      The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • blueboy
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                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 163

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                          The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
                                                          Now if only my wife would give me the $150, lol.
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                                                          • fris
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                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                            • 55727

                                                            #30
                                                            in my city you can buy 150 blowjobs for that price
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              You could get laid twice for that price

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                                                              • Ice
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 26053

                                                                #32
                                                                shower more often and maybe she will give you one without taking 150 bucks out of your wallet for one
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                                                                • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
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                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 534

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                  The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
                                                                  LOL....remind me never to go out with you!
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                                                                  • Alex From San Diego
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                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                    • 1642

                                                                    #34
                                                                    She probably feels guilty because she probably just sucked somebody elses cock other than yours.
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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mystery Man
                                                                      and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

                                                                      and im not joking about that
                                                                      I bet you are a hit with all the ladies...How much do toilets cost anyways?

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                                                                      • Napolean
                                                                        Old school
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 4327

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RaiDeN
                                                                        so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

                                                                        but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


                                                                        thats hardly anything to brag about lol


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                                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 18041

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by bopha
                                                                          She's cheating on you.

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                                                                          • jwerd
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                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                            • 1953

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                            The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
                                                                            word. hahaha
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                                                                            • neewwman
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 1737

                                                                              #39
                                                                              We need more details.
                                                                              What exactly did she say?
                                                                              Does she give you head on any regular basis?
                                                                              Was it your birthday or something?

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                                                                              • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 14809

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Mystery Man
                                                                                id tell that bitch to get on her knees and suck my cock like it was the last thing she ever did and then id splash my cum in her face and throw the 150 usd at her and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

                                                                                and im not joking about that

                                                                                go buy some toilet.

                                                                                150 USD?

                                                                                Okay who let the french guy in!!

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                                                                                • FlyingIguana
                                                                                  aspiring banker
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 10870

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Head
                                                                                  give her a hundred back and say to get started

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                                                                                  • evl4fun
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                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 372

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                                                    You better hurry up and get going. Her secret lover is going to be there any minute.
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                                                                                    • psyko514
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      blow it on a cool gadget instead ;)

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