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Head 06-26-2004 04:14 PM
My GF gave me a $150 and told me to go and Get a Blow Job!
 
:Graucho

Reak 06-26-2004 04:17 PM
nice

Bigfuck 06-26-2004 04:18 PM
lucky you
or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after

zzgundamnzz 06-26-2004 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bigfuck
lucky you
or she wants to find out if you will do it and give you shit after
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...

Head 06-26-2004 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
:1orglaugh

alexg 06-26-2004 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
:1orglaugh

Reak 06-26-2004 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
:1orglaugh

TheWildcard 06-26-2004 04:27 PM
What are you waiting for? Go get a blowjob.

stocktrader23 06-26-2004 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
pimptastic

NickHimself34 06-26-2004 04:28 PM
You trained her well :1orglaugh

SlickRick 06-26-2004 04:35 PM
ya dont trust her, she'll throw that back in your face when you both get in a fight...

TweetyBird 06-26-2004 04:35 PM
you've got to be kiding ??? there is a twist right ? :winkwink:

cosis 06-26-2004 04:35 PM
buy a $20 blowjob and take the rest to the track

David! 06-26-2004 04:36 PM
I smell a trick :bigears

Jeppe 06-26-2004 04:36 PM
So did you? :winkwink:

BeHeadR 06-26-2004 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
LOL i'm taking lessons from you. If you ever write a book let me know:glugglug

Head 06-26-2004 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Jeppe
So did you? :winkwink:
I'm still thinking about it!! Trouble is i don't have alot of time to look for working women to service me. LOL!!

jojojo 06-26-2004 04:56 PM
Quote:
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
:O

*bows down*

StuartD 06-26-2004 04:57 PM
You better hurry up and get going. Her secret lover is going to be there any minute.

shermo 06-26-2004 04:58 PM
Time to head over to the Asian massage parlor! :Graucho

Reak 06-26-2004 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by shermsshack
Time to head over to the Asian massage parlor! :Graucho
:bowdown

RaiDeN 06-26-2004 05:01 PM
so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


thats hardly anything to brag about lol

Diabolical Cord 06-26-2004 05:08 PM
It'll come back to haunt you, dude.

Face (o_0) 06-26-2004 05:14 PM
are you sure she's still your girlfriend?

after hearing "150$" and "blowjob" i think you might have missed some other stuff she said :Graucho

bopha 06-26-2004 05:17 PM
She's cheating on you.

Pete 06-26-2004 05:45 PM
Dont be silly, go get yourself a BJ immediately!

Doctor Dre 06-26-2004 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
PIIIIIMP

Vitasoy 06-26-2004 06:17 PM
Is something wrong with your penis? :(

blueboy 06-26-2004 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
:thumbsup Now if only my wife would give me the $150, lol.

fris 06-26-2004 06:54 PM
in my city you can buy 150 blowjobs for that price

Spunky 06-26-2004 06:57 PM
You could get laid twice for that price :thumbsup

Ice 06-26-2004 06:58 PM
shower more often and maybe she will give you one without taking 150 bucks out of your wallet for one :winkwink:

MiSsBeHeaDReSs 06-26-2004 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
LOL....remind me never to go out with you! :1orglaugh

Alex From San Diego 06-26-2004 07:05 PM
She probably feels guilty because she probably just sucked somebody elses cock other than yours.:1orglaugh

Spunky 06-26-2004 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

and im not joking about that
I bet you are a hit with all the ladies...How much do toilets cost anyways?

Napolean 06-26-2004 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by RaiDeN
so even for 150$ she wouldnt suck your cock.

but rather pay someone else 150$ so she would not have to do it.


thats hardly anything to brag about lol
:1orglaugh

FACE!

gornyhuy 06-26-2004 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bopha
She's cheating on you.

jwerd 06-26-2004 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
The proper way to handle that is to buy her a clearance item for $50 and say that it was $150. Give her the item and ask her for the blowjob...
word. hahaha

neewwman 06-26-2004 08:51 PM
We need more details.
What exactly did she say?
Does she give you head on any regular basis?
Was it your birthday or something?

Marcus Aurelius 06-26-2004 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Man
id tell that bitch to get on her knees and suck my cock like it was the last thing she ever did and then id splash my cum in her face and throw the 150 usd at her and say go buy some toilet and take a cab home you're not welcome here anymore.

and im not joking about that

go buy some toilet.

150 USD?

Okay who let the french guy in!!

FlyingIguana 06-26-2004 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Head
:Graucho
give her a hundred back and say to get started

evl4fun 06-26-2004 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by MaskedMan
You better hurry up and get going. Her secret lover is going to be there any minute.
Exactly!:1orglaugh

psyko514 06-26-2004 10:00 PM
blow it on a cool gadget instead ;)


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