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ClamSmacker · 06-22-2004, 04:19 AM

It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Hmm, it seems the women have got it in for us blokes!!!

Candice · 06-22-2004, 04:21 AM

Yes! Finally someone that understands....

sixxxth_sense · 06-22-2004, 04:22 AM

okkkaaaayyyy

go Lesbian then!

abyss_al · 06-22-2004, 04:27 AM

sounds like someone got OWNED...

possible 'hit and run' brought out some anger...

jade_dragon · 06-22-2004, 06:17 AM

haha common men and women are commonly a dime a dozen.

men and women are usually one of millions, the best way to find the one in a million is to be one with yourself.

a good way to be one in a milliion is to have people be able to say the good things about you number a million in one

Pretty poetic for another 30 hours of no sleep, if i do say so myself. But honestly relationship problems stem from lack of communication, everything in life is about balance and timing, be the best person you can be, never letting the actions of another lower you and you will eventually find someone who can match you or at least you can walk away knowing you were the better person.

ClamSmacker · 06-22-2004, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
sounds like someone got OWNED...

possible 'hit and run' brought out some anger...

What makes you think I got owned

Major (Tom) · 06-22-2004, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ClamSmacker
It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Hmm, it seems the women have got it in for us blokes!!!

Both men and women are like grapes. As men age they turn into wine as women age they turn into vinegar

Duke

Lykos · 06-22-2004, 11:20 AM

06-22-2004, 04:19 AM	#1
ClamSmacker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oztralia Posts: 677	Men are like a fine wine...until... It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Hmm, it seems the women have got it in for us blokes!!!

06-22-2004, 04:21 AM	#2
Candice Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: JUST CHILLIN' Posts: 1,149	Yes! Finally someone that understands.... __________________ You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!

06-22-2004, 04:27 AM	#4
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	sounds like someone got OWNED... possible 'hit and run' brought out some anger... __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

06-22-2004, 06:17 AM	#5
jade_dragon Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: NEW ORLEANS/Baton Rouge BABY! Posts: 1,737	haha common men and women are commonly a dime a dozen. men and women are usually one of millions, the best way to find the one in a million is to be one with yourself. a good way to be one in a milliion is to have people be able to say the good things about you number a million in one Pretty poetic for another 30 hours of no sleep, if i do say so myself. But honestly relationship problems stem from lack of communication, everything in life is about balance and timing, be the best person you can be, never letting the actions of another lower you and you will eventually find someone who can match you or at least you can walk away knowing you were the better person. __________________ even ADULTS need TOYS icq: 3 6 3 2 6 6 6 7 \| aim: conglomorateman open for business, affiliates and friendships

06-22-2004, 11:20 AM	#8
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	True __________________

06-22-2004, 04:22 AM	#3
sixxxth_sense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: T.O. Posts: 2,430	okkkaaaayyyy go Lesbian then!