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  • ClamSmacker
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 677
    #1

    Men are like a fine wine...until...

    It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly.
    The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay.
    The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
    The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
    The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
    The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.
    The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
    The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
    NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


    Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

    Hmm, it seems the women have got it in for us blokes!!!
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    • Candice
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 1149
      #2


      Yes! Finally someone that understands....
      You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!

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        • sixxxth_sense
          So Fucking Banned
          • Nov 2003
          • 2430
          #3
          okkkaaaayyyy


          go Lesbian then!

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            • abyss_al
              **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
              • Oct 2003
              • 15605
              #4
              sounds like someone got OWNED...

              possible 'hit and run' brought out some anger...
              EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                • jade_dragon
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 1737
                  #5
                  haha common men and women are commonly a dime a dozen.

                  men and women are usually one of millions, the best way to find the one in a million is to be one with yourself.

                  a good way to be one in a milliion is to have people be able to say the good things about you number a million in one

                  Pretty poetic for another 30 hours of no sleep, if i do say so myself. But honestly relationship problems stem from lack of communication, everything in life is about balance and timing, be the best person you can be, never letting the actions of another lower you and you will eventually find someone who can match you or at least you can walk away knowing you were the better person.
                  even ADULTS need TOYS
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                    • ClamSmacker
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 677
                      #6
                      Originally posted by abyss_al
                      sounds like someone got OWNED...

                      possible 'hit and run' brought out some anger...


                      What makes you think I got owned

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                        • Major (Tom)
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32492
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ClamSmacker
                          It's not so complicated! The nice men are ugly.
                          The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay.
                          The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
                          The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
                          The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
                          The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
                          The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are pigs.
                          The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
                          The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
                          NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


                          Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

                          Hmm, it seems the women have got it in for us blokes!!!
                          Both men and women are like grapes. As men age they turn into wine as women age they turn into vinegar
                          Duke

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                            • Lykos
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 31032
                              #8
                              True

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