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Old 06-17-2004, 02:30 PM   #1
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For those Who Oppose Masturbation
Found this its pretty funny.

http://geocities.com/afpurity/


If its been posted before ... Sorry!,
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:31 PM   #2
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Who the fuck opposes masturbation, it's like opposing eating or taking a shit.
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:31 PM   #3
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:32 PM   #4
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Oh bit these people are such huge idiots. It's truly incredible.
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:35 PM   #5
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It says: "... but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

Ummm the sperm die anyway wether you ejaculate them or not. Might as well give em a swim first!
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:40 PM   #6
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Who the fuck opposes masturbation, it's like opposing eating or taking a shit.
I oppose eating and taking a shit at the same time
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:48 PM   #7
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It says: "... but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

Ummm the sperm die anyway wether you ejaculate them or not. Might as well give em a swim first!

And since when is masturbation a waste??
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:49 PM   #8
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down with those masturbators!


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Old 06-17-2004, 02:54 PM   #9
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That is the funniest thing I have heard of

Urine testing - hahahaha
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:57 PM   #10
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That is the funniest thing I have heard of

Urine testing - hahahaha
Oh boy I absolutely despise these people
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Old 06-17-2004, 03:04 PM   #11
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Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
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Old 06-17-2004, 04:24 PM   #12
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Makes you wonder, but I thing it's B.S.
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Old 06-18-2004, 01:03 AM   #13
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This is interesting!
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Old 06-18-2004, 01:06 AM   #14
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Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.
What a tool 95% is virtually everybody...

5% = Old People too old to masturbate
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Old 06-18-2004, 01:52 AM   #15
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Where do they base these studies?
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HA HA HA HA..... This is hilarious and ridiculous.
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That is hilarious. Joke sites like that are great.
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