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PatrickKing

06-17-2004 02:30 PM

For those Who Oppose Masturbation

Found this its pretty funny.

http://geocities.com/afpurity/

If its been posted before ... Sorry!,
:winkwink:

Jakke PNG

06-17-2004 02:31 PM

Who the fuck opposes masturbation, it's like opposing eating or taking a shit.

loverboy

06-17-2004 02:31 PM

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bluff

06-17-2004 02:32 PM

link hotten:

http://geocities.com/afpurity/graph.gif

Oh bit these people are such huge idiots. It's truly incredible.

MarkTiarra

06-17-2004 02:35 PM

It says: "... but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

Ummm the sperm die anyway wether you ejaculate them or not. Might as well give em a swim first!

PatrickKing

06-17-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Who the fuck opposes masturbation, it's like opposing eating or taking a shit.

I oppose eating and taking a shit at the same time:1orglaugh

hjnet

06-17-2004 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkTiarra
It says: "... but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason."

Ummm the sperm die anyway wether you ejaculate them or not. Might as well give em a swim first!

And since when is masturbation a waste??

C-Bass

06-17-2004 02:49 PM

down with those masturbators!

:1orglaugh

HammerALL

06-17-2004 02:54 PM

That is the funniest thing I have heard of

Urine testing - hahahaha

bluff

06-17-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
That is the funniest thing I have heard of

Urine testing - hahahaha

Oh boy I absolutely despise these people

Ironhorse

06-17-2004 03:04 PM

Funny excerpt:

Quote:

Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

ZanyCash Larry

06-17-2004 04:24 PM

Makes you wonder, but I thing it's B.S.

reynold

06-18-2004 01:03 AM

This is interesting!

zzgundamnzz

06-18-2004 01:06 AM

Quote:

Myth:But everyone's doing it!
Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

What a tool 95% is virtually everybody...

5% = Old People too old to masturbate

pure energy

06-18-2004 01:52 AM

Where do they base these studies?

buddyjuf

06-18-2004 01:56 AM

http://www.thepornmag.com/graph.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AmyP	06-18-2004 02:01 AM

HA HA HA HA..... This is hilarious and ridiculous. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NiTe-HaWk

06-18-2004 02:12 AM

That is hilarious. Joke sites like that are great.

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