Reward for stolen National-Net Laptop - GoFuckYourself.com

[illnet]-Jamie · 06-14-2004, 01:15 PM

Original thread

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=312435

Turn in the fuck that stole the laptop and get

Rewards :

Chris Mallack

I am offering a Bounty, payable on an ePassporte card in the amount of $1000. This is payable when Tony gets the laptop back and when we have definitive proof of the thief's identity.

Illnet.com

We will donate plugins from http://illcontent.com and free traffic from http://illcash.com to anywhere you choose for a month

Please add to the reward

Corleone · 06-14-2004, 01:27 PM

bump ... good luck finfing the thief

sandman! · 06-14-2004, 01:29 PM

I will throw in a ass whooping.

KMR Stitch · 06-14-2004, 01:29 PM

Good luck!

Tera · 06-14-2004, 01:29 PM

Good luck on your search!

Who would do such a thing, Tony does so much at conventions and throws the best parties

What a way to say thanks fucker!

Global Dialers · 06-14-2004, 01:40 PM

publicly name and shame the fucker who stole it too

it saddens me to think we have such a diverse range of individuals working in the industry yet there are still people who will steal and scam from other webmasters

dropped9 · 06-14-2004, 01:43 PM

Jace · 06-14-2004, 01:45 PM

I will throw in your choice of

1. a glass dildo from www.ecstasyglass.com

or

2. bump your payout rate through our affiliate program to 30% forever

Theo · 06-14-2004, 01:46 PM

lord

yesterday's thread: they stole Aaron's cam
today's thread: stolen laptop

the average adult webmaster IS a criminal

Rick Latona · 06-14-2004, 01:47 PM

I'll throw in 500 dollars worth of traffic.

Ice · 06-14-2004, 01:49 PM

Hope you find the fucker

The list of people you can trust just keeps getting smaller....

notjoe · 06-14-2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Hope you find the fucker

The list of people you can trust just keeps getting smaller....

There can be only one!

I've never been to any of these events but i throw in 2 licensed DVDS from http://www.hostedcontent.com/licensing/ for catching this fucker...

I use a laptop as a desktop too so i feel his pain!

JFK · 06-14-2004, 01:50 PM

Read T 's thread.............. $ 500 from F.U.B.A.R.

Mike AI · 06-14-2004, 01:51 PM

I will throw in a private lunch with Billy for the thief.

Kimmykim · 06-14-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
I will throw in a private lunch with Billy for the thief.

In the infamous NOPD lunchroom one can hope ;)

[illnet]-Jamie · 06-14-2004, 01:58 PM

Great keep it comin ..

makefuckingmoney · 06-14-2004, 02:08 PM

I will throw in $1,000

If you know who did it, you can email me/icq and I will give $100 to anyone that heard or saw anything.. no names will be revealed except for the thief..

You would think someone saw something on the elevators or something.

tony and his people go way out of their way to take care of us.

NaughtyJenn · 06-14-2004, 02:09 PM

i cant belive this shit.. hope you find out whom it is.. things like this gives good people bad names.. hope u catch him and give him a swift kick in the balls for me

Roald · 06-14-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
lord

yesterday's thread: they stole Aaron's cam
today's thread: stolen laptop

the average adult webmaster IS a criminal

sad but true

FreeOnes · 06-14-2004, 02:25 PM

Bad to hear about this sad story.
Unfortunately there are some bad people in every business. All you cock suckers who don't wanna pay me -->

I'm sure you know you are the one when reading this.

I throw in another $250 for the one who makes the laptop thief public.

Roald · 06-14-2004, 02:33 PM

Like I said in the other thread, adultdesignstudios.com/adultdesign.biz will throw in $250 worth of design to get this assmonkey

Jace · 06-14-2004, 02:34 PM

bump to keep up top

Billy-HiRise · 06-14-2004, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
I will throw in a private lunch with Billy for the thief.

I will make sure its a lunch they will not forget : )

cosis · 06-14-2004, 02:40 PM

I'll throw in a free facial to the crook

XBizLori · 06-14-2004, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
I will throw in $1,000

If you know who did it, you can email me/icq and I will give $100 to anyone that heard or saw anything.. no names will be revealed except for the thief..

You would think someone saw something on the elevators or something.

tony and his people go way out of their way to take care of us.

I posted on the other thread. XBizGRetchen told me she left NN party and a guy with a laptop under his arm go in elevator with her. she can describe him to a T, he was staying in the tower rooms. hope this helps.

SweetT · 06-14-2004, 02:54 PM

Thanks to all of you guys!!! You guys ROCK!!! I posted in the other thread before I saw this one but I am bumping up the pool by $3500 via epassporte.

Just to clarify what I said in the other thread...I dont care about the laptop...I want the cocksucker that took it. I just want Billy to stand by and be sure that *I* dont get arrested

Thanks!

--T

XBizLori · 06-14-2004, 03:01 PM

I hope the below helps, gretchen mentioned a guy with laptop on our way home. I saw this thread and think this might be same dude.

maybe call hotel and cross ref MSNBC or something. hit me up on icq 289567792 if you need to

Thursday night. Gretchen was leaving National Net suite late night. very drunk guy got into elevator with laptop under his arm, got downstairws, needed help finding his room. she walked him over to suites behind tower-he kept saying he wanted to talk and was running laptop to his room and would be right down. He said he worked for MSNBC, dropped big name broadcasters and said he had a story for us. Dark hair, budgy, pale, white shirt, droopy heavy around middle section, nicely dressed, partial bald about 5'5-5'6 in height. She didn't continue conversation with him because he was too drunk and she was nervous but laptop latenight raised a flag to her. Maybe call hotel and see who registered under MSNBC...

Pornkings · 06-14-2004, 03:01 PM

I would hate to be the thief

Sweet T we will all turn the other way when the thief gets beat down

Jace · 06-14-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

Sweet T we will all turn the other way when the thief gets beat down

i won't, make sure I am there...haha

BradM · 06-14-2004, 03:14 PM

Don't worry, he will talk and brag to someone. Thiefs like to brag and show off their goods.

You'll find him.

VeriSexy · 06-14-2004, 03:16 PM

Good luck catching him

TweetyBird · 06-14-2004, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Don't worry, he will talk and brag to someone. Thiefs like to brag and show off their goods.

You'll find him.

what he said

ytcracker · 06-14-2004, 03:19 PM

as i stated in the other thread

i will contribute one (1) diss track to the unlucky thief who will be further embarrassed by audio mocking of his stupidity

Platinumpimp · 06-14-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
Like I said in the other thread, adultdesignstudios.com/adultdesign.biz will throw in $250 worth of design to get this assmonkey

Great stuff, I will follow with custom branding/ logo design from www.adultcreation.com ($150-$200 value)

EvilFubAr · 06-14-2004, 03:21 PM

I expect a reply today!

phpslave · 06-14-2004, 03:21 PM

Platinumpimp · 06-14-2004, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilFubAr

I expect a reply today!

wtf?

phpslave · 06-14-2004, 03:35 PM

Jace · 06-14-2004, 03:52 PM

bump

TonyL · 06-14-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilFubAr

I expect a reply today!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now that's funny.

But on a serious note, that's fucked up someone would steal shit like that.

Sharky · 06-14-2004, 04:13 PM

As Posted in the other thread...

I'll add a $500 design credit to the person who outs this guy!

thumbsUP · 06-14-2004, 05:19 PM

Tell ya what I will do a internet discount for you. I will charge only 25 cents per broken bone when I find him . Tell me how many you want broke and its done, or for $50 I will break everything in his body just short of killing him AND deliver him to your door. (Wraped up in something to keep the blood off your fine yard I might add? and you can see him in all his pain and think " Thats the best $50 I spent in my life" Also I will bring the laptop back to you as this low life will squeel like a rat in a trap to tell me where its at.

Sound like a deal.

P.S. this service is open to others that need me to pay a "visit" to

Jace · 06-16-2004, 07:25 PM

anyone come up with this thing yet?

acctman · 06-16-2004, 08:14 PM

i thought EvilFubAr had it? how did you lose the laptop anyway?

emthree · 06-16-2004, 08:25 PM

When you guys do find the person, I will add in $500.00 for the ticket to kick his ass. (serious)

sandman! · 06-16-2004, 08:42 PM

erehwon · 06-16-2004, 08:56 PM

I'll bump the thread, I really feel your loss.

But more likely than not its probably sitting in one of the many San Diego pawnshops, damn crackheads have no clue what the real worth is with a stolen laptop, its the data, not the actual unit itself.

I would be checking out that prospect if you can, also, I really hate seeing posts and mails like this, so I expect everyone reading this and attending conferences and meetings to buy a good laptop cable and locking unit.

For $50 its an investment that's worth its weight in gold, lock that sucker around your toilet, crackheads don't bring bolt cutters, nor will likely smash your shitter to get your laptop, they will look for an easier target.

I really hope you find your laptop, and the asshat that took it, trust me, if someone did that to me... well we won't talk what would happen that that party.

Guesswho · 06-16-2004, 09:01 PM

What if the guy turns himself in......it's starting to get more
profitable than the laptop? That would be cool....the thief
claiming the rewards

LBBV · 06-16-2004, 09:05 PM

Well, at this point, of course, I've written the laptop off and my new one arrives on Wednesday.

It's really not so much the loss of the laptop as the fact that someone was in my bedroom at our party repaying our hospitality in that way...

We hired security after the first night...shame it has to be that way...

LBBV · 06-16-2004, 09:17 PM

However, let me just add that although I've written off the laptop, I STILL want to find out who did it and make "sure" they never do anything like that again...

06-14-2004, 01:15 PM	#1
[illnet]-Jamie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Tampa Fl Posts: 667	Reward for stolen National-Net Laptop Original thread http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...hreadid=312435 Turn in the fuck that stole the laptop and get Rewards : Chris Mallack I am offering a Bounty, payable on an ePassporte card in the amount of $1000. This is payable when Tony gets the laptop back and when we have definitive proof of the thief's identity. Illnet.com We will donate plugins from http://illcontent.com and free traffic from http://illcash.com to anywhere you choose for a month Please add to the reward

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06-14-2004, 02:09 PM	#18
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SweetT Shank-A-Potamus Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Georgia USA Posts: 1,756	Thanks to all of you guys!!! You guys ROCK!!! I posted in the other thread before I saw this one but I am bumping up the pool by $3500 via epassporte. Just to clarify what I said in the other thread...I dont care about the laptop...I want the cocksucker that took it. I just want Billy to stand by and be sure that I dont get arrested Thanks! --T __________________

06-14-2004, 03:01 PM	#27
XBizLori Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 325	I hope the below helps, gretchen mentioned a guy with laptop on our way home. I saw this thread and think this might be same dude. maybe call hotel and cross ref MSNBC or something. hit me up on icq 289567792 if you need to Thursday night. Gretchen was leaving National Net suite late night. very drunk guy got into elevator with laptop under his arm, got downstairws, needed help finding his room. she walked him over to suites behind tower-he kept saying he wanted to talk and was running laptop to his room and would be right down. He said he worked for MSNBC, dropped big name broadcasters and said he had a story for us. Dark hair, budgy, pale, white shirt, droopy heavy around middle section, nicely dressed, partial bald about 5'5-5'6 in height. She didn't continue conversation with him because he was too drunk and she was nervous but laptop latenight raised a flag to her. Maybe call hotel and see who registered under MSNBC...

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06-14-2004, 05:19 PM	#42
thumbsUP Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inside the computer Posts: 347	Tell ya what I will do a internet discount for you. I will charge only 25 cents per broken bone when I find him . Tell me how many you want broke and its done, or for $50 I will break everything in his body just short of killing him AND deliver him to your door. (Wraped up in something to keep the blood off your fine yard I might add? and you can see him in all his pain and think " Thats the best $50 I spent in my life" Also I will bring the laptop back to you as this low life will squeel like a rat in a trap to tell me where its at. Sound like a deal. P.S. this service is open to others that need me to pay a "visit" to

06-16-2004, 07:25 PM	#43
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	anyone come up with this thing yet?

06-16-2004, 08:14 PM	#44
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