FLASHCA$H Hal in Tijuana Jail (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

Halcyon · 06-09-2004, 09:02 PM

Welll, not exactly. But I wanted to share this excerpt and pic from the next FLASHCA$H Toolkit:

I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo.

Well, Actually, I?m in Tijuana.
Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana jail.

Its not so bad, actually.
At first I was scared, but ever since I became Carlos? bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls me his ?rosa bonita.?
*swoon*
Alas, they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I?ll be able to get back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don?t mention Carlos?it?s too soon?and my heart just hurts too much.

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bringer · 06-09-2004, 09:03 PM

cover your stink hole
that guy is looking at you funny

FilthyRob · 06-09-2004, 09:06 PM

It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

FilthyRob

CDSmith · 06-09-2004, 09:08 PM

Looks like that guy has his pecker wrapped up in a magazine just like a big cigarette and wants you to smoke it.

Halcyon · 06-09-2004, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FilthyRob
It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

FilthyRob

Excellent! See you soon!

Spunky · 06-09-2004, 09:12 PM

Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?

trogdor · 06-09-2004, 09:14 PM

does your asshole hurt rite now?

Halcyon · 06-09-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trogdor
does your asshole hurt rite now?

No, Carlos was very gentle.

TweetyBird · 06-09-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?

CDSmith · 06-09-2004, 09:22 PM

Man those eyebrows of yours are freakin me out man.

reynold · 06-09-2004, 09:51 PM

How many friends/lovers have you made so far?

Halcyon · 06-10-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
How many friends/lovers have you made so far?

In prison? Just Carlos.

In the world? I would have to express number as a percentage of the whole.

hova · 06-10-2004, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
cover your stink hole
that guy is looking at you funny

hehe

Halcyon · 06-10-2004, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer

that guy is looking at you funny

Funny? You obviously don't recognize the gaze of love.

"Why do birds sing so gay, lovers await the jail break of day..."

06-09-2004, 09:02 PM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	FLASHCA$H Hal in Tijuana Jail (pic) Welll, not exactly. But I wanted to share this excerpt and pic from the next FLASHCA$H Toolkit: I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo. Well, Actually, I?m in Tijuana. Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana jail. Its not so bad, actually. At first I was scared, but ever since I became Carlos? bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls me his ?rosa bonita.? swoon Alas, they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I?ll be able to get back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don?t mention Carlos?it?s too soon?and my heart just hurts too much. full newsletter: http://www.pornposse.com/flashcash/toolkits/92.htm See many of you at the show! __________________ HAL on TEDx:

06-09-2004, 09:03 PM	#2
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	cover your stink hole that guy is looking at you funny __________________ 333-765-551

06-09-2004, 09:06 PM	#3
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week. FilthyRob __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

06-09-2004, 09:08 PM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Looks like that guy has his pecker wrapped up in a magazine just like a big cigarette and wants you to smoke it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-09-2004, 09:12 PM	#6
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,961	Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-09-2004, 09:14 PM	#7
trogdor Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 817	does your asshole hurt rite now?

06-09-2004, 09:22 PM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Man those eyebrows of yours are freakin me out man. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-09-2004, 09:51 PM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	How many friends/lovers have you made so far?