Welll, not exactly. But I wanted to share this excerpt and pic from the next FLASHCA$H Toolkit:
I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo.
Well, Actually, I?m in Tijuana.
Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana jail.
Its not so bad, actually.
At first I was scared, but ever since I became Carlos? bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls me his ?rosa bonita.?
*swoon*
Alas, they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I?ll be able to get back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don?t mention Carlos?it?s too soon?and my heart just hurts too much.
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See many of you at the show!