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Halcyon 06-09-2004 09:02 PM

FLASHCA$H Hal in Tijuana Jail (pic)
 
Welll, not exactly. But I wanted to share this excerpt and pic from the next FLASHCA$H Toolkit:

I am in San Diego for the Cybernet Expo.

Well, Actually, I?m in Tijuana.
Or, more accurately, in a Tijuana jail.
http://www.pornposse.com/flashcash/t...losjailbig.jpg
Its not so bad, actually.
At first I was scared, but ever since I became Carlos? bitch, the other inmates pretty much leave me alone. I get all the cigarettes I want and even the guards give me my space. Sure, Carlos can be rough on the outside, but beneath that 392 lb exterior is a big old teddy bear. He treats me right and always says things to make me feel pretty. He calls me his ?rosa bonita.?
*swoon*
Alas, they are supposed to let me out in a few minutes. That means I?ll be able to get back to the Cybernet Expo and share a drink or two with all the cool adult webmaster folks. If you see me, say hello! Just don?t mention Carlos?it?s too soon?and my heart just hurts too much.


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See many of you at the show!

bringer 06-09-2004 09:03 PM

cover your stink hole
that guy is looking at you funny

FilthyRob 06-09-2004 09:06 PM

It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

FilthyRob

CDSmith 06-09-2004 09:08 PM

Looks like that guy has his pecker wrapped up in a magazine just like a big cigarette and wants you to smoke it.

Halcyon 06-09-2004 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FilthyRob
It was nice meeting you at the Wegcash party a couple of weeks ago. I will say hi when I see you this week.

FilthyRob

Excellent! See you soon!

Spunky 06-09-2004 09:12 PM

Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?

trogdor 06-09-2004 09:14 PM

does your asshole hurt rite now?

Halcyon 06-09-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trogdor
does your asshole hurt rite now?
No, Carlos was very gentle.

TweetyBird 06-09-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Hey meester..you have a tight sphincter?
:helpme

CDSmith 06-09-2004 09:22 PM

Man those eyebrows of yours are freakin me out man. :uhoh

reynold 06-09-2004 09:51 PM

How many friends/lovers have you made so far?

Halcyon 06-10-2004 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
How many friends/lovers have you made so far?
In prison? Just Carlos.

In the world? I would have to express number as a percentage of the whole.

hova 06-10-2004 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
cover your stink hole
that guy is looking at you funny

hehe

Halcyon 06-10-2004 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer

that guy is looking at you funny

Funny? You obviously don't recognize the gaze of love.



"Why do birds sing so gay, lovers await the jail break of day..."


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