Want A Gmail Invite? - GoFuckYourself.com

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 11:37 AM

They are going for $50 on ebay

1GB free webmail, threaded emails, amazing spam filter etc etc

more info

You can sell it or use it and in a few weeks you will get invites yourself to sell/give away.

It's a WIN WIN situation people.

Post why I should give you one.

Best answer will get their invite email at midnight tonight Pacific time.

Don't post your email here, it will get spammed.
I will contact the winner in this thread.

Void if thread is locked, UFO's land etc etc

Juicy D. Links · 06-09-2004, 11:38 AM

me me

Reason: Cause I am good looking?

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 06-09-2004, 11:40 AM

Hehe, hit me up in ICQ. I'll show you why I should get one. :D

Funny picture ahoy.

Tuna · 06-09-2004, 11:42 AM

why not sell it to the highest bidder?

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
me me

Reason: Cause I am good looking?

You are disqualified for bein too good looking

Theo · 06-09-2004, 11:47 AM

shit forgot it must be 5-6letters at least

(((((((((

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tuna
why not sell it to the highest bidder?

too much hassle, more fun this way

tootie · 06-09-2004, 11:58 AM

Hmm, okay.

Well, since that strange race of people called Moogly people invaded earth, their photon beams seem to be interfering with my ISP's POP servers. Now, whenever someone sends me e-mail, it's all translated into some unknown language which I believe to be some obscure Mooglian dialect. At any rate, I cannot seem to translate it and it's causing me serious distress.

I signed up for a Hotmail account, but after receiving my 1,204,111th SPAM in one day (LITERALLY) I ended up sending a few boxes full of man-eating cockroaches to a few high level Hotmail execs and now I seem to be banned. At least I'm assuming that's what it means when I try to log into my Hotmail account and see nothing but a blue screen calling me a bunch of rather unfriendly names right before my computer crashes. Guess I shouldn't have put my real home address as the return address on those packages, huh?

Then I tried using my dedicated server to receive e-mail. It was going okay for a while until my host got pissed at me and locked me out. I don't know what his problem is. I got a call from him late one night. He sounded drunk and hostile. Something about screwing his wife or something, but is it MY fault that his wife has lesbian tendancies? Besides, she told me he couldn't lick his way out of a wet paper bag, anyway. Poor sap. I almost felt sorry for him until he redirected all my traffic to his TGP.

I don't know what else to do. Even AOL won't give me e-mail anymore ever since that little incident with the 842 pizzas, but I won't get into that now. I've gotta have e-mail and I'm banned everywhere else. I guess I should feng shui my house or something because my chi is SO NOT good.

Theo · 06-09-2004, 12:11 PM

ok tootie won!

candyflip · 06-09-2004, 12:29 PM

I gave one away here this morning. All someone had to do was ask and post their email address

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
Hmm, okay.

Well, since that strange race of people called Moogly people invaded earth, their photon beams seem to be interfering with my ISP's POP servers. Now, whenever someone sends me e-mail, it's all translated into some unknown language which I believe to be some obscure Mooglian dialect. At any rate, I cannot seem to translate it and it's causing me serious distress.

I signed up for a Hotmail account, but after receiving my 1,204,111th SPAM in one day (LITERALLY) I ended up sending a few boxes full of man-eating cockroaches to a few high level Hotmail execs and now I seem to be banned. At least I'm assuming that's what it means when I try to log into my Hotmail account and see nothing but a blue screen calling me a bunch of rather unfriendly names right before my computer crashes. Guess I shouldn't have put my real home address as the return address on those packages, huh?

Then I tried using my dedicated server to receive e-mail. It was going okay for a while until my host got pissed at me and locked me out. I don't know what his problem is. I got a call from him late one night. He sounded drunk and hostile. Something about screwing his wife or something, but is it MY fault that his wife has lesbian tendancies? Besides, she told me he couldn't lick his way out of a wet paper bag, anyway. Poor sap. I almost felt sorry for him until he redirected all my traffic to his TGP.

I don't know what else to do. Even AOL won't give me e-mail anymore ever since that little incident with the 842 pizzas, but I won't get into that now. I've gotta have e-mail and I'm banned everywhere else. I guess I should feng shui my house or something because my chi is SO NOT good.

wow

This will be tough to beat

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 02:41 PM

I deserve the GMail invite because I like pie.

bjjb · 06-09-2004, 02:59 PM

Why??? Why not???

bastardized version of a story I once heard... A college philosophy professor once gave an exam.. Only question on the exam was: Why? People spent the entire hour writing like crazy. One lady tho was finished in seconds. And she got the only A for the exam.... Her answer? Why not?

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I deserve the GMail invite because I like pie.

American or any kind as long as it's warm?

brand0n · 06-09-2004, 06:25 PM

i fucked a goat once

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
i fucked a goat once

Hell, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's not like you jerkoff while talking to guys in Yahoo chat or anything really disgusting like that.

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
American or any kind as long as it's warm?

Pie is pie.

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 07:16 PM

I know why I need an invite...because I don't have a Gmail account and would really, really like to have one.

tranza · 06-09-2004, 07:22 PM

Give it to tootie already...

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
Give it to tootie already...

Shut up you smelly goat.

teenoffice · 06-09-2004, 07:36 PM

50$ for an gmail account

teenoffice · 06-09-2004, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Shut up you smelly goat.

i can arrange a personal email adress for you contact me;.

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenoffice
i can arrange a personal email adress for you contact me;.

Sergey? Is that you? wassup??? Google rocks btw, good job!

teenoffice · 06-09-2004, 08:18 PM

i ain't Russian what da hell

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenoffice
i can arrange a personal email adress for you contact me;.

A gmail account?

tony286 · 06-09-2004, 08:23 PM

selling free email accounts thats fucking crazy lol

teenoffice · 06-09-2004, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
A gmail account?

I don't sell them if you want one you know where to find me.

edit-- i mean if you want a gmail account, i got a few.

lux_interior · 06-09-2004, 08:30 PM

I need a new Gmail account because both my hotmail accounts are so full of spam I've just stopped using them and I have hundreds of girls wanting to email me.

Ok that last bit was from a dream I had last night

LUx

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenoffice
I don't sell them if you want one you know where to find me.

edit-- i mean if you want a gmail account, i got a few.

Sweet, thanks a lot. I don't know where to find you but you can ICQ me at 4445137 or email support AT adultdevil.com or post your info and I'll hit you up.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:40 PM

i have a very small genital region and could use this digital bliss to boost my self-esteem.

freeadultcontent · 06-09-2004, 08:40 PM

I would say pick me. You can choose any of the following reasons.
1. I will flaunt it in front of Juicy all the time just to make him jealous.
2. I still have an AOL email account from 1996.
3. I lost my short ICQ and need something else to feel cool.
4. I am very polite and will publically thank you.
5. I will bump your threads when I see them.
6. I am a cripple and it is good karma to give things to cripples, ask around.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:46 PM

i need this gmail account because i think i can get action if I offer it to a hot chick.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:49 PM

i would like this gmail account because you a very nice person.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:50 PM

i will sell the naming rights to my first born child for that g-mail account.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:50 PM

i will bring peace to the mideast for that gmail account.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:52 PM

I will trade you my pre-IPO interest in google.com for that gmail account.

FillmoreSlim · 06-09-2004, 08:53 PM

enough begging.

If you give me that account, I will be very appreciative and do something nice for you or your business.

TzarJorge · 06-09-2004, 08:56 PM

i'll appreciate it if you can invite me

thanks!

Theo · 06-09-2004, 08:57 PM

im so excited,i got one and the nickname i picked rocks!

Theo · 06-09-2004, 08:59 PM

send me an email at

[email protected] and i'll reply back!

=^..^= · 06-09-2004, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Pie is pie.

no it's not when you are talking the Good Ol' Aussie meat Pie

that's in a class of it's own...

the puke class

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 09:11 PM

ok it's heating up in here a little, with some very inventive posts.
Keep 'em coming, only three hours to go

teenoffice has kindly offered to give away some of his invites.

Be sure to hit him up if you haven't already in case you are not the lucky winner.

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
no it's not when you are talking the Good Ol' Aussie meat Pie

that's in a class of it's own...

the puke class

Heeey! I was raised on meat pies, vegemite and XXXX and I turned out ok.

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 10:11 PM

Damnnnnn, I still need (want) a gmail acct.

undermyspell · 06-09-2004, 10:15 PM

hmmm... because I absolutely don't need one and could care less if I had one.

reynold · 06-09-2004, 10:55 PM

Who got the invite?

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
Who got the invite?

T - 21 and counting

Babaganoosh · 06-09-2004, 11:41 PM

Damnit, I need to get some of my aliases in here so I'll have a better chance!

OzMan · 06-09-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Damnit, I need to get some of my aliases in here so I'll have a better chance!

Didn't teenoffice hook you up? He musta ran out .

XXXshed · 06-09-2004, 11:45 PM

I can't believe people pay for gmail accounts

06-09-2004, 11:37 AM	#1
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	Want A Gmail Invite? They are going for $50 on ebay 1GB free webmail, threaded emails, amazing spam filter etc etc more info You can sell it or use it and in a few weeks you will get invites yourself to sell/give away. It's a WIN WIN situation people. Post why I should give you one. Best answer will get their invite email at midnight tonight Pacific time. Don't post your email here, it will get spammed. I will contact the winner in this thread. Void if thread is locked, UFO's land etc etc

06-09-2004, 11:40 AM	#3
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Hehe, hit me up in ICQ. I'll show you why I should get one. :D Funny picture ahoy. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

06-09-2004, 11:42 AM	#4
Tuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Steeler Country Posts: 1,307	why not sell it to the highest bidder? __________________ $30 PER SIGNUP PLUS 25% RECURRING FREE HOSTED PIC AND MOVIE GALLERIES Submit Your Free Sites, Pic and Movie Galleries Here ICQ : 20034024

06-09-2004, 11:58 AM	#8
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	Hmm, okay. Well, since that strange race of people called Moogly people invaded earth, their photon beams seem to be interfering with my ISP's POP servers. Now, whenever someone sends me e-mail, it's all translated into some unknown language which I believe to be some obscure Mooglian dialect. At any rate, I cannot seem to translate it and it's causing me serious distress. I signed up for a Hotmail account, but after receiving my 1,204,111th SPAM in one day (LITERALLY) I ended up sending a few boxes full of man-eating cockroaches to a few high level Hotmail execs and now I seem to be banned. At least I'm assuming that's what it means when I try to log into my Hotmail account and see nothing but a blue screen calling me a bunch of rather unfriendly names right before my computer crashes. Guess I shouldn't have put my real home address as the return address on those packages, huh? Then I tried using my dedicated server to receive e-mail. It was going okay for a while until my host got pissed at me and locked me out. I don't know what his problem is. I got a call from him late one night. He sounded drunk and hostile. Something about screwing his wife or something, but is it MY fault that his wife has lesbian tendancies? Besides, she told me he couldn't lick his way out of a wet paper bag, anyway. Poor sap. I almost felt sorry for him until he redirected all my traffic to his TGP. I don't know what else to do. Even AOL won't give me e-mail anymore ever since that little incident with the 842 pizzas, but I won't get into that now. I've gotta have e-mail and I'm banned everywhere else. I guess I should feng shui my house or something because my chi is SO NOT good. __________________

06-09-2004, 12:29 PM	#10
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,068	I gave one away here this morning. All someone had to do was ask and post their email address __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

06-09-2004, 11:38 AM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	me me Reason: Cause I am good looking?

06-09-2004, 11:47 AM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	shit forgot it must be 5-6letters at least (((((((((

06-09-2004, 12:11 PM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	ok tootie won!

06-09-2004, 02:41 PM	#12
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I deserve the GMail invite because I like pie. __________________ I like pie.

06-09-2004, 02:59 PM	#13
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Why??? Why not??? bastardized version of a story I once heard... A college philosophy professor once gave an exam.. Only question on the exam was: Why? People spent the entire hour writing like crazy. One lady tho was finished in seconds. And she got the only A for the exam.... Her answer? Why not?

06-09-2004, 06:25 PM	#15
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	i fucked a goat once __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

06-09-2004, 07:16 PM	#18
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I know why I need an invite...because I don't have a Gmail account and would really, really like to have one. __________________ I like pie.

06-09-2004, 07:22 PM	#19
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Give it to tootie already... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

06-09-2004, 07:36 PM	#21
teenoffice Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 415	50$ for an gmail account __________________ Nothing here.

06-09-2004, 08:18 PM	#24
teenoffice Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 415	i ain't Russian what da hell __________________ Nothing here.

06-09-2004, 08:23 PM	#26
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	selling free email accounts thats fucking crazy lol

06-09-2004, 08:30 PM	#28
lux_interior Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hawaii Posts: 366	I need a new Gmail account because both my hotmail accounts are so full of spam I've just stopped using them and I have hundreds of girls wanting to email me. Ok that last bit was from a dream I had last night LUx __________________ Join Asian Xtreme Top List Dump your links at FuckPile.com

06-09-2004, 08:40 PM	#30
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	i have a very small genital region and could use this digital bliss to boost my self-esteem. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:40 PM	#31
freeadultcontent Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc" Posts: 9,976	I would say pick me. You can choose any of the following reasons. 1. I will flaunt it in front of Juicy all the time just to make him jealous. 2. I still have an AOL email account from 1996. 3. I lost my short ICQ and need something else to feel cool. 4. I am very polite and will publically thank you. 5. I will bump your threads when I see them. 6. I am a cripple and it is good karma to give things to cripples, ask around. __________________ Exclusive Ethnic & Microniche Sites

06-09-2004, 08:46 PM	#32
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	i need this gmail account because i think i can get action if I offer it to a hot chick. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:49 PM	#33
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	i would like this gmail account because you a very nice person. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:50 PM	#34
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	i will sell the naming rights to my first born child for that g-mail account. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:52 PM	#36
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	I will trade you my pre-IPO interest in google.com for that gmail account. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:53 PM	#37
FillmoreSlim Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: streetz Posts: 1,236	enough begging. If you give me that account, I will be very appreciative and do something nice for you or your business. __________________ New and Improved Chameleon Submitter 2.0 - Submit to TGP and MGP sites - GET YOURS TODAY!

06-09-2004, 08:56 PM	#38
TzarJorge Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Far far away. Posts: 659	i'll appreciate it if you can invite me thanks!

06-09-2004, 08:57 PM	#39
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	im so excited,i got one and the nickname i picked rocks!

06-09-2004, 08:59 PM	#40
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	send me an email at [email protected] and i'll reply back!

06-09-2004, 09:11 PM	#42
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	ok it's heating up in here a little, with some very inventive posts. Keep 'em coming, only three hours to go teenoffice has kindly offered to give away some of his invites. Be sure to hit him up if you haven't already in case you are not the lucky winner.

06-09-2004, 10:11 PM	#44
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Damnnnnn, I still need (want) a gmail acct. __________________ I like pie.

06-09-2004, 10:15 PM	#45
undermyspell Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 875	hmmm... because I absolutely don't need one and could care less if I had one.

06-09-2004, 10:55 PM	#46
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Who got the invite?

06-09-2004, 11:41 PM	#48
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Damnit, I need to get some of my aliases in here so I'll have a better chance! __________________ I like pie.

06-09-2004, 11:45 PM	#50
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