Want A Gmail Invite?
 

They are going for $50 on ebay

1GB free webmail, threaded emails, amazing spam filter etc etc

more info

You can sell it or use it and in a few weeks you will get invites yourself to sell/give away.

It's a WIN WIN situation people. :)

Post why I should give you one.

Best answer will get their invite email at midnight tonight Pacific time.

:glugglug


Don't post your email here, it will get spammed.
I will contact the winner in this thread.

Void if thread is locked, UFO's land etc etc

me me

Reason: Cause I am good looking? :Graucho :1orglaugh

Hehe, hit me up in ICQ. I'll show you why I should get one. :D


Funny picture ahoy.

why not sell it to the highest bidder?

You are disqualified for bein too good looking :Graucho

shit forgot it must be 5-6letters at least :((((((((((

too much hassle, more fun this way :)

Hmm, okay.

Well, since that strange race of people called Moogly people invaded earth, their photon beams seem to be interfering with my ISP's POP servers. Now, whenever someone sends me e-mail, it's all translated into some unknown language which I believe to be some obscure Mooglian dialect. At any rate, I cannot seem to translate it and it's causing me serious distress.

I signed up for a Hotmail account, but after receiving my 1,204,111th SPAM in one day (LITERALLY) I ended up sending a few boxes full of man-eating cockroaches to a few high level Hotmail execs and now I seem to be banned. At least I'm assuming that's what it means when I try to log into my Hotmail account and see nothing but a blue screen calling me a bunch of rather unfriendly names right before my computer crashes. Guess I shouldn't have put my real home address as the return address on those packages, huh?

Then I tried using my dedicated server to receive e-mail. It was going okay for a while until my host got pissed at me and locked me out. I don't know what his problem is. I got a call from him late one night. He sounded drunk and hostile. Something about screwing his wife or something, but is it MY fault that his wife has lesbian tendancies? Besides, she told me he couldn't lick his way out of a wet paper bag, anyway. Poor sap. I almost felt sorry for him until he redirected all my traffic to his TGP. :mad:

I don't know what else to do. Even AOL won't give me e-mail anymore ever since that little incident with the 842 pizzas, but I won't get into that now. I've gotta have e-mail and I'm banned everywhere else. I guess I should feng shui my house or something because my chi is SO NOT good. :(

ok tootie won!

I gave one away here this morning. All someone had to do was ask and post their email address :Graucho

wow :Hollering

This will be tough to beat :glugglug

I deserve the GMail invite because I like pie.

Why??? Why not???

bastardized version of a story I once heard... A college philosophy professor once gave an exam.. Only question on the exam was: Why? People spent the entire hour writing like crazy. One lady tho was finished in seconds. And she got the only A for the exam.... Her answer? Why not? :thumbsup

American or any kind as long as it's warm? :glugglug

i fucked a goat once

Hell, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
It's not like you jerkoff while talking to guys in Yahoo chat or anything really disgusting like that.

Pie is pie.

http://www.cpfoods.com/images/photos/497_bg.jpg

I know why I need an invite...because I don't have a Gmail account and would really, really like to have one.

Give it to tootie already... :thumbsup

Shut up you smelly goat.

50$ for an gmail account :1orglaugh

i can arrange a personal email adress for you contact me;.

Sergey? Is that you? wassup??? Google rocks btw, good job!

i ain't Russian what da hell

A gmail account?

selling free email accounts thats fucking crazy lol

I don't sell them if you want one you know where to find me.

edit-- i mean if you want a gmail account, i got a few.

I need a new Gmail account because both my hotmail accounts are so full of spam I've just stopped using them and I have hundreds of girls wanting to email me.

Ok that last bit was from a dream I had last night :321GFY

LUx

Sweet, thanks a lot. I don't know where to find you but you can ICQ me at 4445137 or email support AT adultdevil.com or post your info and I'll hit you up.

i have a very small genital region and could use this digital bliss to boost my self-esteem.

I would say pick me. You can choose any of the following reasons.
1. I will flaunt it in front of Juicy all the time just to make him jealous.
2. I still have an AOL email account from 1996.
3. I lost my short ICQ and need something else to feel cool.
4. I am very polite and will publically thank you.
5. I will bump your threads when I see them.
6. I am a cripple and it is good karma to give things to cripples, ask around. :winkwink:

i need this gmail account because i think i can get action if I offer it to a hot chick.

i would like this gmail account because you a very nice person.

i will sell the naming rights to my first born child for that g-mail account.

i will bring peace to the mideast for that gmail account.

I will trade you my pre-IPO interest in google.com for that gmail account.

enough begging.

If you give me that account, I will be very appreciative and do something nice for you or your business.

i'll appreciate it if you can invite me :)
thanks!

im so excited,i got one and the nickname i picked rocks!

send me an email at

[email protected] and i'll reply back!


:GFYBand

no it's not when you are talking the Good Ol' Aussie meat Pie

that's in a class of it's own...

http://www.munichcricket.net/images/meatpie.jpg


the puke class :throwup

:1orglaugh

ok it's heating up in here a little, with some very inventive posts.
Keep 'em coming, only three hours to go:Graucho

teenoffice has kindly offered to give away some of his invites.:thumbsup

Be sure to hit him up if you haven't already in case you are not the lucky winner. :glugglug

Heeey! I was raised on meat pies, vegemite and XXXX and I turned out ok. :winkwink:

Damnnnnn, I still need (want) a gmail acct.

hmmm... because I absolutely don't need one and could care less if I had one.

Who got the invite?

T - 21 and counting :Graucho

Damnit, I need to get some of my aliases in here so I'll have a better chance!

Didn't teenoffice hook you up? He musta ran out .

I can't believe people pay for gmail accounts :mad: