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Old 06-08-2004, 02:08 PM   #1
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"Ex-cook is charged with tainting food" - St. Louis Dispatch

Its like my worst fear.
A Denny's employee put semen in the Honey Mustard dressing of people he didn't like.

Including a police officer that gave him a ticket.

(I find myself wondering if he had the semen pre-collected, or if he jerked off while the customer was waiting for his/her food. I would think that would be a less-than-arrousing scenario. Then again, he and I are CLEARLY wired differently.)

Maybe there is a niche idea in there somewhere? www.PoisenedWithPenisPudding.com ???

link from http://www.dazereader.com
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:09 PM   #2
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:11 PM   #3
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moons over my spermy
LOL!!!
Perfect.
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:29 PM   #4
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I just realized there is also a front page post about a killer sandwich
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309508

and a taco as weapon.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309426

Has the whole world gone food crazy!?
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:36 PM   #5
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Damn, that is fucking sick! I'll never go out to eat again!












Like tha would ever happen.

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HAHA, exactly the reason why you shouldn't piss off your waiter or waitress. Or send food back. Or anything.
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:48 PM   #7
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I just realized there is also a front page post about a killer sandwich
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309508

and a taco as weapon.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309426

Has the whole world gone food crazy!?
if you read the bible you would know that the Apocolypse begins at family diners
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:49 PM   #8
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nasty I never want to go out to eat again shit
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:52 PM   #9
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"Ex-cook is charged with tainting food" - St. Louis Dispatch

Its like my worst fear.
A Denny's employee put semen in the Honey Mustard dressing of people he didn't like.

Including a police officer that gave him a ticket.

(I find myself wondering if he had the semen pre-collected, or if he jerked off while the customer was waiting for his/her food. I would think that would be a less-than-arrousing scenario. Then again, he and I are CLEARLY wired differently.)

Maybe there is a niche idea in there somewhere? www.PoisenedWithPenisPudding.com ???

link from http://www.dazereader.com

#1 rule when going to a restraunt always be nice to the hired help!!!!!
and if the service sucks leave a sucky tip..........
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:55 PM   #10
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:55 PM   #11
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#1 rule when going to a restraunt always be nice to the hired help!!!!!
and if the service sucks leave a sucky tip..........
Yap, did that last sunday...the service was very sloooooooow nad not very nice.
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:59 PM   #12
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HAHA, exactly the reason why you shouldn't piss off your waiter or waitress. Or send food back. Or anything.
yep, very true
that story is very disgusting. makes ya think twice about going out to eat.
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Old 06-08-2004, 03:05 PM   #13
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DOH!!! lol!!!!
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