"Ex-cook is charged with tainting food" - St. Louis Dispatch
Its like my worst fear.
A Denny's employee
put semen in the Honey Mustard dressing of people he didn't like.
Including a police officer that gave him a ticket.
(I find myself wondering if he had the semen pre-collected, or if he jerked off while the customer was waiting for his/her food. I would think that would be a less-than-arrousing scenario. Then again, he and I are CLEARLY wired differently.)
Maybe there is a niche idea in there somewhere?
www.PoisenedWithPenisPudding.com ???
link from
http://www.dazereader.com