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NaughtyAllie · 06-07-2004, 03:24 PM

I get some pretty crazy email but sometimes I really have to wonder what kind of guys write some of the crap that they send me. Anyway I got a good kick out of this so I figured I would share it with everybody before I jumped in my car to head up to Cleveland.

"Hello allie!!!

My name is Brian. I live in Cleveland, Ohio. I love your website I go on it everyday and jack off. I was wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me. Maybe we can some drinks and come back to my place and see what happens. If you don't want to do that maybe we can just have sex right off the bat. Even if you don't like that idea I'll pay you to fuck me. My dick is about 18 inches long. Is that long enough?

Brian Welcome"

Sly_RJ · 06-07-2004, 03:26 PM

Shit, I meant San Diego!

cayne · 06-07-2004, 03:28 PM

haha good one. At least he's honest!

Jace · 06-07-2004, 03:31 PM

saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

Phoenix · 06-07-2004, 03:31 PM

i like his persistence

lol

BlingDaddy · 06-07-2004, 03:32 PM

Can't blame a guy for tryin! LMAO

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-07-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

lol ya.. I would say he probably was not being to honest about that part lol

NikkiNevada · 06-07-2004, 03:32 PM

My toys aren't even that long!

Illicit · 06-07-2004, 03:33 PM

I dont appreciate you posting my private email to you for all of gfy to read.

Gheenz · 06-07-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

Does telling a girl you have an elephant trunk for a cock really work? What a joke. This dude sounds like he's about 14.

Strife · 06-07-2004, 03:33 PM

funny shit

can't blame the guy for trying though

chemicaleyes · 06-07-2004, 03:34 PM

haha

LMAO

sinkiss · 06-07-2004, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

probably a little fib there. but if not, he could have his own site

fris · 06-07-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada

My toys aren't even that long!

sexy. are they black?

Jdoughs · 06-07-2004, 03:35 PM

LOL id tell him you may be goin to Ohio in the fall..

Sure fire way to have him recurr until then atleast..lmao

J-Reel · 06-07-2004, 03:36 PM

Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

My dick is 22 inches

PrivateEye · 06-07-2004, 03:37 PM

Is he a member ?

Oracle Porn · 06-07-2004, 03:37 PM

zzgundamnzz · 06-07-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

My dick is 22 inches

Yeah well mine is 26 centimeters

Wait that didn't sound right

cayne · 06-07-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

I was talking about that part:

I go on it everyday and jack off

TheEnforcer · 06-07-2004, 03:49 PM

That's just too damn funny!!

jscott · 06-07-2004, 03:51 PM

wow, "fanmail" never ceases to amaze me
lol haha

Aquarius · 06-07-2004, 03:51 PM

At least he tried

mastamind · 06-07-2004, 03:55 PM

ha ha poor guy just wants to bust a nut

hijaker · 06-07-2004, 03:56 PM

shit.
Why dont girls send me emails like that one ?

NaughtyAllie · 06-07-2004, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel
Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me?

My dick is 22 inches

22 inches? I'm on my way!!

bizmak · 06-07-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I dont appreciate you posting my private email to you for all of gfy to read.

thumbsUP · 06-07-2004, 04:33 PM

06-07-2004, 04:37 PM

Allie you are fucking hot

beemk · 06-07-2004, 04:40 PM

damnit you dont need to post the emails i send you on gfy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-07-2004, 04:40 PM

that is too fucking funny

I always like the guys that send e-mails asking you for pics then get really pissed and offended when you tell them to join your website and want to argue about it via e-mail.

GonePhishing · 06-07-2004, 04:52 PM

I guess he got right down to it.

emmanuelle · 06-07-2004, 04:55 PM

Did he send the requisite cock pics too?

NaughtyAllie · 06-07-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Allie you are fucking hot

Awww, thanks!

I noticed you were from Montreal. I will be up there next month for the webmaster gathering. Maybe I'll see you around.

wdsguy · 06-07-2004, 05:04 PM

He needs to take english classes

NaughtyAllie · 06-07-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
Did he send the requisite cock pics too?

Unfortunately he didn't. I should email and ask him to send me a photo of that 18 inch cock. I would probably get a pic of an 18 inch dildo poking out of his pants sent back to me.

boneprone · 06-07-2004, 06:08 PM

"wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me"

EviLGuY · 06-07-2004, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

Sometimes I feel a lot of shame for my gender.

06-07-2004, 03:24 PM	#1
NaughtyAllie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CO Posts: 1,844	Email From A Fan I get some pretty crazy email but sometimes I really have to wonder what kind of guys write some of the crap that they send me. Anyway I got a good kick out of this so I figured I would share it with everybody before I jumped in my car to head up to Cleveland. "Hello allie!!! My name is Brian. I live in Cleveland, Ohio. I love your website I go on it everyday and jack off. I was wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me. Maybe we can some drinks and come back to my place and see what happens. If you don't want to do that maybe we can just have sex right off the bat. Even if you don't like that idea I'll pay you to fuck me. My dick is about 18 inches long. Is that long enough? Brian Welcome" __________________

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