Email From A Fan
 

I get some pretty crazy email but sometimes I really have to wonder what kind of guys write some of the crap that they send me. Anyway I got a good kick out of this so I figured I would share it with everybody before I jumped in my car to head up to Cleveland. :1orglaugh

"Hello allie!!!

My name is Brian. I live in Cleveland, Ohio. I love your website I go on it everyday and jack off. I was wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me. Maybe we can some drinks and come back to my place and see what happens. If you don't want to do that maybe we can just have sex right off the bat. Even if you don't like that idea I'll pay you to fuck me. My dick is about 18 inches long. Is that long enough?


Brian Welcome"

Shit, I meant San Diego!

haha good one. At least he's honest! :)

saying your dick is 18" is honest?

haha

i like his persistence

lol

Can't blame a guy for tryin! LMAO

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

lol ya.. I would say he probably was not being to honest about that part lol :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
My toys aren't even that long! :1orglaugh

I dont appreciate you posting my private email to you for all of gfy to read. :feels-hot

Does telling a girl you have an elephant trunk for a cock really work? What a joke. This dude sounds like he's about 14.

funny shit :1orglaugh

can't blame the guy for trying though

haha :evil-laug LMAO

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh probably a little fib there. but if not, he could have his own site :winkwink:

sexy. are they black? :)

LOL id tell him you may be goin to Ohio in the fall..

Sure fire way to have him recurr until then atleast..lmao

Allie... I jerk off to your site everyday too, can you come to portland and have sex with me? :1orglaugh

My dick is 22 inches :glugglug

Is he a member ? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Yeah well mine is 26 centimeters :evil-laug

Wait that didn't sound right :helpme

I was talking about that part:

I go on it everyday and jack off :1orglaugh

That's just too damn funny!! :1orglaugh

wow, "fanmail" never ceases to amaze me
lol haha :1orglaugh

At least he tried :1orglaugh

ha ha poor guy just wants to bust a nut

shit.
Why dont girls send me emails like that one ?

:1orglaugh 22 inches? I'm on my way!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:eek7

Allie you are fucking hot :glugglug

damnit you dont need to post the emails i send you on gfy

that is too fucking funny :1orglaugh

I always like the guys that send e-mails asking you for pics then get really pissed and offended when you tell them to join your website and want to argue about it via e-mail.

I guess he got right down to it.

Did he send the requisite cock pics too?

Awww, thanks! :) I noticed you were from Montreal. I will be up there next month for the webmaster gathering. Maybe I'll see you around. :thumbsup

He needs to take english classes

Unfortunately he didn't. I should email and ask him to send me a photo of that 18 inch cock. I would probably get a pic of an 18 inch dildo poking out of his pants sent back to me. :1orglaugh

"wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me"

:eek7

Sometimes I feel a lot of shame for my gender. :)