I get some pretty crazy email but sometimes I really have to wonder what kind of guys write some of the crap that they send me. Anyway I got a good kick out of this so I figured I would share it with everybody before I jumped in my car to head up to Cleveland.
"Hello allie!!!
My name is Brian. I live in Cleveland, Ohio. I love your website I go on it everyday and jack off. I was wondering if you every considering coming hearing getting with me. Maybe we can some drinks and come back to my place and see what happens. If you don't want to do that maybe we can just have sex right off the bat. Even if you don't like that idea I'll pay you to fuck me. My dick is about 18 inches long. Is that long enough?
Brian Welcome"