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Old 06-07-2004, 09:39 AM   #1
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I have a spider living with me :)
He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:39 AM   #2
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your talking to a spider?


Amsterdam weed must be really fucking strong nowdays
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:41 AM   #3
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how about "muffin"
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:42 AM   #4
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Charlotte?
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:43 AM   #5
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He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
you need to get some rest
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:45 AM   #6
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holy shit, I hate spiders..., I won't talk to this fucker for sure, I will kill it...
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:45 AM   #7
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how about "muffin"
Hehe i like that!

Charlotte is also nice but how the feck do i find out if its a girl? Its a really small spider you know.
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:47 AM   #8
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pop your soldier out and see what he/she does.
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:48 AM   #9
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pop your soldier out and see what he/she does.

Haha, what if he/she is underaged?
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:52 AM   #10
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Hehe i like that!

Charlotte is also nice but how the feck do i find out if its a girl? Its a really small spider you know.
Short of hiring an entomologist or whatever... you prob aren;t going to be able to tell on a spider that small. So just assume it's female or male.

Doesn't really matter.
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Old 06-07-2004, 09:58 AM   #11
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I used to have a bird spider for a few years...she was named Vera.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:18 AM   #12
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Charlotte?
Im glad im not the only one that read the book

Perfect name actually for the spider he's talking too.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:20 AM   #13
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Im glad im not the only one that read the book

Perfect name actually for the spider he's talking too.
Good book.. made me cry as a kid.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:20 AM   #14
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He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
does it have a lil patch of red on it?
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:28 AM   #15
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holy shit, I hate spiders..., I won't talk to this fucker for sure, I will kill it...
No way your not suppose to kill spiders
It?s be said that when you find a spider in your
home it means you will be receiving some type
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:46 AM   #16
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No way your not suppose to kill spiders
It?s be said that when you find a spider in your
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of news.
I think the news is you need an exterminator.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:53 AM   #17
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I think the news is you need an exterminator.
No exterminator needed pick it up and put it outside...

You?ll see next time you see a spider in your home
you will remember this post.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:55 AM   #18
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"Dead" sounds good to me
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:58 AM   #19
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"Bobby Brown Recluse" ?
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:05 AM   #20
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call him your other gay lover
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:06 AM   #21
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call it grogan so when you kill it, well its that much better.
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:08 AM   #22
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That's just great man, i like muffin as a name too
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:08 AM   #23
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Old 06-07-2004, 11:15 AM   #24
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