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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204
    #1

    I have a spider living with me :)

    He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

    Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528
      #2
      your talking to a spider?


      Amsterdam weed must be really fucking strong nowdays

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        • =^..^=
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 6935
          #3
          how about "muffin"
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            • EviLGuY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2003
              • 12745
              #4
              Charlotte?

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                • TAMPA_TOKER
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 1907
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Battuss
                  He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

                  Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
                  you need to get some rest

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                    • Lucy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 3969
                      #6
                      holy shit, I hate spiders..., I won't talk to this fucker for sure, I will kill it...

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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204
                          #7
                          Originally posted by =^..^=
                          how about "muffin"
                          Hehe i like that!

                          Charlotte is also nice but how the feck do i find out if its a girl? Its a really small spider you know.

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                            • Magg
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 4467
                              #8
                              pop your soldier out and see what he/she does.

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Magg
                                  pop your soldier out and see what he/she does.

                                  Haha, what if he/she is underaged?

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                                    • EviLGuY
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 12745
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                      Hehe i like that!

                                      Charlotte is also nice but how the feck do i find out if its a girl? Its a really small spider you know.
                                      Short of hiring an entomologist or whatever... you prob aren;t going to be able to tell on a spider that small. So just assume it's female or male.

                                      Doesn't really matter.

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204
                                          #11
                                          I used to have a bird spider for a few years...she was named Vera.

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                                            • zzgundamnzz
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 6102
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                              Charlotte?
                                              Im glad im not the only one that read the book

                                              Perfect name actually for the spider he's talking too.


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                                                • EviLGuY
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 12745
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                  Im glad im not the only one that read the book

                                                  Perfect name actually for the spider he's talking too.
                                                  Good book.. made me cry as a kid.

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                                                    • FlyingIguana
                                                      aspiring banker
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 10870
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Battuss
                                                      He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

                                                      Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?
                                                      does it have a lil patch of red on it?

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                                                        • Gianna_CECash
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 1135
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Lucy
                                                          holy shit, I hate spiders..., I won't talk to this fucker for sure, I will kill it...
                                                          No way your not suppose to kill spiders
                                                          It?s be said that when you find a spider in your
                                                          home it means you will be receiving some type
                                                          of news.


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                                                            • StRoGE
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 1713
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Gianna
                                                              No way your not suppose to kill spiders
                                                              It?s be said that when you find a spider in your
                                                              home it means you will be receiving some type
                                                              of news.
                                                              I think the news is you need an exterminator.
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                                                                • Gianna_CECash
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 1135
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by StRoGE
                                                                  I think the news is you need an exterminator.
                                                                  No exterminator needed pick it up and put it outside...

                                                                  You?ll see next time you see a spider in your home
                                                                  you will remember this post.


                                                                  CE Gianna
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                                                                    • Webasic
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 1889
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "Dead" sounds good to me

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                                                                        • Matt Frackas
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 453
                                                                          #19
                                                                          "Bobby Brown Recluse" ?


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                                                                            • Flesh_Man
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                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 1381
                                                                              #20
                                                                              call him your other gay lover


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                                                                                • brand0n
                                                                                  been very busy
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26983
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  call it grogan so when you kill it, well its that much better.
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                                                                                    • NinjaBen
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 167
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      That's just great man, i like muffin as a name too
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                                                                                        • Screaming
                                                                                          I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 18972
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Herman

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                                                                                            • 4Pics
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 7952
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              what do you feed him/her ?

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