I have a spider living with me :)
 

He lives under my computer screen and we talk every day. Its a black little fucker and agrresive as hell. If he sees me move my hands he goes to attack mode right away. I dont have a clue what hes doing, he just runs on my desk from left to right and back.

Hahah now while i type he got on top of my screen and is watching the view outside. I guess i got to give him a name. Any suggestions?

your talking to a spider?


Amsterdam weed must be really fucking strong nowdays

how about "muffin" :1orglaugh

Charlotte?

you need to get some rest :1orglaugh

holy shit, I hate spiders..., I won't talk to this fucker for sure, I will kill it...:BangBang:

Hehe i like that!

Charlotte is also nice but how the feck do i find out if its a girl? Its a really small spider you know.

pop your soldier out and see what he/she does.

Haha, what if he/she is underaged?

Short of hiring an entomologist or whatever... you prob aren;t going to be able to tell on a spider that small. So just assume it's female or male.

Doesn't really matter. :)

I used to have a bird spider for a few years...she was named Vera.

Im glad im not the only one that read the book :thumbsup

Perfect name actually for the spider he's talking too.

Good book.. made me cry as a kid. :)

does it have a lil patch of red on it?

No way your not suppose to kill spiders
It?s be said that when you find a spider in your
home it means you will be receiving some type
of news.

I think the news is you need an exterminator.

No exterminator needed pick it up and put it outside...

You?ll see next time you see a spider in your home
you will remember this post.

"Dead" sounds good to me

"Bobby Brown Recluse" ?

call him your other gay lover

call it grogan so when you kill it, well its that much better.

That's just great man, i like muffin as a name too :)

Herman

what do you feed him/her ?