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Old 06-06-2004, 02:23 PM   #1
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:24 PM   #2
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damn i hate noisy neighbors like that!!!!
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:25 PM   #3
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:25 PM   #4
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hahaha, that's awsome
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #5
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LOL good one
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #6
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Yea nosey neighbors are almost as bad as noisy ones. ;P Funny story/joke I got a laugh from it.
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:26 PM   #7
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Hahaha. Priceless.
Please tell me thats a true story.
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:27 PM   #8
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:27 PM   #9
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:27 PM   #10
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are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:29 PM   #11
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are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?
I'll show ya mine if you show me yours
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deal!!!



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Old 06-06-2004, 02:47 PM   #15
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Lol..... That was a great reply!!
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:49 PM   #16
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your turn
hey that looks like my hubby..i love it when he does that trick
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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."
LOL...that's good!
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Old 06-06-2004, 03:22 PM   #18
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Jedimaster wheres ur pic?
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That's fucking greats!

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Old 06-07-2004, 01:26 AM   #20
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mind your own fuckin business, old lady! its fuckin past the millenium!
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Old 06-07-2004, 01:28 AM   #21
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well done...!
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Say.."hey old Lady, I'm juz preppin' to see you pull that one!" LOL...
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It never was confirmed if this story is true or not...
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Old 06-07-2004, 02:36 AM   #24
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is this a joke a real? Either way preaty funny.
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Hahaha. Priceless.
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a new yorker who drinks canadian beer?
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I tghink more women should cut the grass myself.
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