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Jedimaster 06-06-2004 02:23 PM

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my
 
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."

punker barbie 06-06-2004 02:24 PM

damn i hate noisy neighbors like that!!!!

MrIzzz 06-06-2004 02:25 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

stev0 06-06-2004 02:25 PM

hahaha, that's awsome

Gheenz 06-06-2004 02:26 PM

LOL good one :1orglaugh

pubenemy 06-06-2004 02:26 PM

Yea nosey neighbors are almost as bad as noisy ones. ;P Funny story/joke I got a laugh from it.

StRoGE 06-06-2004 02:26 PM

Hahaha. Priceless.
Please tell me thats a true story.

Nylz 06-06-2004 02:27 PM

LMFAO :1orglaugh

Shortbread 06-06-2004 02:27 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

punker barbie 06-06-2004 02:27 PM

are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?

Jedimaster 06-06-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
are u going to show us your *package* to go with ur story?
I'll show ya mine if you show me yours:winkwink:

demented 06-06-2004 02:31 PM

:1orglaugh

nathan_f 06-06-2004 02:32 PM

:1orglaugh

punker barbie 06-06-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
I'll show ya mine if you show me yours:winkwink:
deal!!!

http://chaos.cmemarketing.com/squirt02e.gif

your turn :)

tranza 06-06-2004 02:47 PM

Lol..... That was a great reply!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-06-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
deal!!!

http://chaos.cmemarketing.com/squirt02e.gif

your turn :)

hey that looks like my hubby..i love it when he does that trick :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

smokingdawn 06-06-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jedimaster
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."

LOL...that's good!

punker barbie 06-06-2004 03:22 PM

Jedimaster wheres ur pic?

JDog 06-06-2004 03:23 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's fucking greats!

jDoG

Mr. Marks 06-07-2004 01:26 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mind your own fuckin business, old lady! its fuckin past the millenium!

ocho-ocho 06-07-2004 01:28 AM

well done...!:1orglaugh

pimplink 06-07-2004 02:27 AM

Say.."hey old Lady, I'm juz preppin' to see you pull that one!" LOL...

boardersweetie 06-07-2004 02:34 AM

It never was confirmed if this story is true or not...

mastamind 06-07-2004 02:36 AM

is this a joke a real? Either way preaty funny.

GoNe 06-07-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
Hahaha. Priceless.
Please tell me thats a true story.


erehwon 06-07-2004 03:01 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Face (o_0) 06-07-2004 03:40 AM

a new yorker who drinks canadian beer?

EviLGuY 06-07-2004 04:33 AM

I tghink more women should cut the grass myself. :Graucho


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