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Jedimaster · 06-06-2004, 02:23 PM

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."

06-06-2004, 02:23 PM
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Labatt's Blue, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey bitch and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why SHE cuts the grass."