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Slick · 02-06-2001, 08:37 PM

Hey guys, what are your best pickup lines ?? My buddy always uses this one, it's original, but corny. I'm already married to my babe, so I don't need them anymore, he he he.

Are you from Tennessee ??
Oh, I thought you were because you're the only 10 I See.

I know, I know, it's corny, but if it gets the pussy, it's worth using, ha ha ha.

Slick

wiZd0m · 02-06-2001, 08:48 PM

Actually, with the look I had whern I was younger, I never really needed a pickup line, the chicks were pretty much all after me, lol

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blackcat · 02-06-2001, 08:52 PM

redundant posting... was litle drunk when posting previus one... sorry!!

[This message has been edited by blackcat (edited 02-06-2001).]

wiZd0m · 02-06-2001, 09:50 PM

WTF BlackCat? Thats your pick up line? lol

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Rictor · 02-06-2001, 09:51 PM

Hey baby, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.

The kind of women you can pick up with a line aren't worth picking up.

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wiZd0m · 02-07-2001, 04:09 AM

Coyote Ugly?

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Scraper · 02-07-2001, 04:21 AM

What has 147 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper

boneprone · 02-07-2001, 04:58 AM

Do you accept checks?

tha_timinator · 02-07-2001, 05:25 AM

What about this ones:

What about going to have a pizza and fuck afterwards? .....
or don't you like pizza?

(f*ck, i forgot the other ones... :-(
I'll hook you up whenever I remember them, coz they're real good :-)))

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Chuck · 02-07-2001, 09:33 AM

The best pickup line? "Hey, I'm completely harmless; I'm happily married"

Some women seem to take this as a personal challenge :-)

Hazen · 02-07-2001, 09:44 AM

My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

blakkfrogg · 02-07-2001, 10:56 AM

I heard this one used..... and it worked. Shocked the hell out of me, but oh well. Such is life.

"Hi. My name is ****** and I won't tell your husband if you don't."

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kemp · 02-07-2001, 11:16 AM

Those clothes look very becoming on you...
If I were them I'd be cumming on you too!

You've got nice legs...
I bet they'd look great around my neck!

And here's one that requires physical interaction:
Step 1) Lick your finger and rub it on the girl's shirt.
step 2) Now say "Oh my, let me help you out of those wet clothes!"

Okay, those were pathetic, I never said I knew any lines that would WORK...

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MrCockTale · 02-07-2001, 11:43 AM

My best pickup line is "Fuck me, I'll pay
$99,95"

Tam · 02-07-2001, 12:48 PM

One of my hubby's best friends used this line on a girl in a bar the band was playing in one night...... My hubby said he just about fell out in the floor laughing but it worked.......

She asked was he married and he said "Yes, but it's nothing serious"

And he ended up taking the little bitch home........ to HER home that night.

"I am married but it's nothing serious"

rotfl

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Hazen · 02-07-2001, 02:37 PM

LOL I love all of these! Keep 'em coming.

Slick · 02-07-2001, 06:08 PM

How about the every so cheesy pick up line -

I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

ha ha ha

Slick

02-07-2001, 06:25 PM

Here's a bunch I got posted on one of my sites:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference!

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Ever seen a grown man naked?

You look sick. I think you need a dose of "penis"sillin.

You've got nice legs, when do they open?

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

You got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Do you want to see something swell?

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?.

I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?

Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"

jill · 02-07-2001, 10:42 PM

"You want me, don't ya?"

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corvette · 12-13-2003, 09:49 PM

i see you wear braces

i wear braces too

fletcher · 12-13-2003, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chuck
The best pickup line? "Hey, I'm completely harmless; I'm happily married"

Some women seem to take this as a personal challenge :-)

Oh so true. Happens whenever I go out with married friends.

maxdaname · 12-13-2003, 10:02 PM

Hey I lost my number... can i have yours!

12-13-2003, 10:09 PM

your dad must've been a thief
because he stole 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

SoundMan · 12-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Those are the best teeth I am going to cum across.

GonePhishing · 12-13-2003, 10:17 PM

"I want to fuck you like you was a fat ugly chick."

- AFN - · 12-13-2003, 11:24 PM

My fave is... "Are you an actress?"

Female Ego + Female Vanity + Alcohol = Ruff Butt Sex

Buff · 12-13-2003, 11:25 PM

"You know, I really wanted to fuck your brains out but obviously somebody beat me to it."

reynold · 12-14-2003, 12:43 AM

"What's your name?"

nicchick · 12-14-2003, 02:48 AM

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Paul Markham · 12-14-2003, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chuck
The best pickup line? "Hey, I'm completely harmless; I'm happily married"

Some women seem to take this as a personal challenge :-)

I use something similar on the models. It's says I fancy them but won't becasue I married, gets 4 out of 5 thinking "Since when doeshe get to choose?"

GonePhishing · 12-14-2003, 04:58 AM

Gimmie! Gimmie now!

02-06-2001, 08:37 PM	#1
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Best Pickup Lines Hey guys, what are your best pickup lines ?? My buddy always uses this one, it's original, but corny. I'm already married to my babe, so I don't need them anymore, he he he. Are you from Tennessee ?? Oh, I thought you were because you're the only 10 I See. I know, I know, it's corny, but if it gets the pussy, it's worth using, ha ha ha. Slick

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- AFN - Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NYC Baaaabeee Posts: 3,101	My fave is... "Are you an actress?" Female Ego + Female Vanity + Alcohol = Ruff Butt Sex __________________ cat cash* \| tr -d '\r' \| tr -s '/n' > money

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wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Actually, with the look I had whern I was younger, I never really needed a pickup line, the chicks were pretty much all after me, lol ------------------ wiZd0m

02-06-2001, 08:52 PM	#3
blackcat Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sao Paulo, SP, Brazil Posts: 168	redundant posting... was litle drunk when posting previus one... sorry!! [This message has been edited by blackcat (edited 02-06-2001).]

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wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	WTF BlackCat? Thats your pick up line? lol ------------------ wiZd0m

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Hey baby, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen. You treat me right and I'll do it your way. The kind of women you can pick up with a line aren't worth picking up. ------------------ PigPorn TGP Big Penis Webmaster Program - Free Bannerless Hosting!

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wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Coyote Ugly? ------------------ wiZd0m

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Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	What has 147 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Do you accept checks?

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tha_timinator Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 590	What about this ones: What about going to have a pizza and fuck afterwards? ..... or don't you like pizza? (f*ck, i forgot the other ones... :-( I'll hook you up whenever I remember them, coz they're real good :-))) ------------------ Tha Timinator IEP http://www.iephosting.net/

02-07-2001, 09:33 AM	#10
Chuck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24	The best pickup line? "Hey, I'm completely harmless; I'm happily married" Some women seem to take this as a personal challenge :-)

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Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

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blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	I heard this one used..... and it worked. Shocked the hell out of me, but oh well. Such is life. "Hi. My name is ****** and I won't tell your husband if you don't." ------------------ www.wyldpussy.com/webmasters.html

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kemp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Utopia Posts: 392	Those clothes look very becoming on you... If I were them I'd be cumming on you too! You've got nice legs... I bet they'd look great around my neck! And here's one that requires physical interaction: Step 1) Lick your finger and rub it on the girl's shirt. step 2) Now say "Oh my, let me help you out of those wet clothes!" Okay, those were pathetic, I never said I knew any lines that would WORK... ------------------ Get some traffic - Hardcore Free Sex Starved Lesi TGP

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MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	My best pickup line is "Fuck me, I'll pay $99,95"

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Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	One of my hubby's best friends used this line on a girl in a bar the band was playing in one night...... My hubby said he just about fell out in the floor laughing but it worked....... She asked was he married and he said "Yes, but it's nothing serious" And he ended up taking the little bitch home........ to HER home that night. "I am married but it's nothing serious" rotfl ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

02-07-2001, 02:37 PM	#16
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	LOL I love all of these! Keep 'em coming.

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	How about the every so cheesy pick up line - I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock. ha ha ha Slick

02-07-2001, 06:25 PM	#18
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Here's a bunch I got posted on one of my sites: If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? You remind me of a championship bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Your parents must be retarded because you are special. Could I touch your belly button...from the inside? I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in. Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. Ever seen a grown man naked? You look sick. I think you need a dose of "penis"sillin. You've got nice legs, when do they open? Nice shoes, wanna screw? You got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink? Do you want to see something swell? That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns. I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me? I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?. I'm leaving this place ... want to cum? Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's? Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum." Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"

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