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Here's a bunch I got posted on one of my sites:
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference!
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Ever seen a grown man naked?
You look sick. I think you need a dose of "penis"sillin.
You've got nice legs, when do they open?
Nice shoes, wanna screw?
You got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Do you want to see something swell?
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.
I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?
I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?.
I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?
Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"
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