Best Pickup Lines
 

Hey guys, what are your best pickup lines ?? My buddy always uses this one, it's original, but corny. I'm already married to my babe, so I don't need them anymore, he he he.

Are you from Tennessee ??
Oh, I thought you were because you're the only 10 I See.

I know, I know, it's corny, but if it gets the pussy, it's worth using, ha ha ha.

Slick

Actually, with the look I had whern I was younger, I never really needed a pickup line, the chicks were pretty much all after me, lol

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redundant posting... was litle drunk when posting previus one... sorry!!

[This message has been edited by blackcat (edited 02-06-2001).]

WTF BlackCat? Thats your pick up line? lol

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Hey baby, I'll be your burger king if you be my dairy queen. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.

The kind of women you can pick up with a line aren't worth picking up.

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What has 147 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper

Do you accept checks?

What about this ones:

What about going to have a pizza and fuck afterwards? .....
or don't you like pizza?


(f*ck, i forgot the other ones... :-(
I'll hook you up whenever I remember them, coz they're real good :-)))



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The best pickup line? "Hey, I'm completely harmless; I'm happily married"

Some women seem to take this as a personal challenge :-)

My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.

I heard this one used..... and it worked. Shocked the hell out of me, but oh well. Such is life.

"Hi. My name is ****** and I won't tell your husband if you don't."



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Those clothes look very becoming on you...
If I were them I'd be cumming on you too!

You've got nice legs...
I bet they'd look great around my neck!

And here's one that requires physical interaction:
Step 1) Lick your finger and rub it on the girl's shirt.
step 2) Now say "Oh my, let me help you out of those wet clothes!"


Okay, those were pathetic, I never said I knew any lines that would WORK... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

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My best pickup line is "Fuck me, I'll pay
$99,95"

One of my hubby's best friends used this line on a girl in a bar the band was playing in one night...... My hubby said he just about fell out in the floor laughing but it worked.......

She asked was he married and he said "Yes, but it's nothing serious"

And he ended up taking the little bitch home........ to HER home that night.

"I am married but it's nothing serious"

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LOL I love all of these! Keep 'em coming.

How about the every so cheesy pick up line -

I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.

ha ha ha

Slick

Here's a bunch I got posted on one of my sites:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea...I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a championship bass...I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open and I'll put my head in.

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference!

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

Ever seen a grown man naked?

You look sick. I think you need a dose of "penis"sillin.

You've got nice legs, when do they open?

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

You got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

Do you want to see something swell?

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?.

I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?

Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"

"You want me, don't ya?"

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i see you wear braces

i wear braces too

Oh so true. Happens whenever I go out with married friends.

Hey I lost my number... can i have yours! :Graucho

your dad must've been a thief
because he stole 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

Those are the best teeth I am going to cum across.

"I want to fuck you like you was a fat ugly chick."

My fave is... "Are you an actress?"

Female Ego + Female Vanity + Alcohol = Ruff Butt Sex

"You know, I really wanted to fuck your brains out but obviously somebody beat me to it."

"What's your name?"

I'm supposed to have Penis Reduction surgery in a couple days but I'm not sure I'm doing the right thing. Would you be willing to give me a second opinion ?

I use something similar on the models. It's says I fancy them but won't becasue I married, gets 4 out of 5 thinking "Since when doeshe get to choose?"

Gimmie! Gimmie now!