Is Smarty Jones gonna pull it off today? I'm so excited I could spit! - GoFuckYourself.com

Holly · 06-05-2004, 11:38 AM

No pedigree, no big stable behind him, an unknown recovering alcoholic jockey, first trainer that bred him was murdered, and then he fractured his skull in the starting gate only 6 weeks before his first run, yet he's never lost a race. He would be the first Triple Crown winner in 26 years. They'll be more people watching, attending, and more money bet than any horse race in history. How could anyone not want him to win?

Anybody watching? Anyone betting?

Sama · 06-05-2004, 12:03 PM

Yes, I'll be watching! Not betting. I can't wait till the race! Yep, I think he'll do it with ease! What a horse!!

TurboAngel · 06-05-2004, 12:08 PM

I'll be watching it here, a great horse from Philly!

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:12 PM

I guess it will just be the 3 of us. I can't believe more people aren't fired up about him. Even if you don't like horse racing, you gotta love this little guy. He's like the porn peddler horse of the mainstream horse racing world. If he were human, he'd no doubt be registered and posting here. ;-}

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:13 PM

man i've always enjoyed going to the track to bet and watch the races. but getting deep into it and caring about background and all that bullshit is fucking boring.

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Holly

I guess it will just be the 3 of us. I can't believe more people aren't fired up about him. Even if you don't like horse racing, you gotta love this little guy. He's like the porn peddler horse of the mainstream horse racing world. If he were human, he'd no doubt be registered and posting here. ;-}

did you just compare a horse to a gfy poster? lay off the liquor today hun.

ibuydomains · 06-05-2004, 12:22 PM

where can i place a bet

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
did you just compare a horse to a gfy poster? lay off the liquor today hun.

This is not just *any* horse. It's his background and story that makes him so appealing. That's the reason people are going nuts. He has no real breeding or background and shouldn't even be winning, but I don't think there's a race horse on the face of the planet that can beat him, unless he gets tripped up. He doesn't just win... he leaves the rest of the pack half way around the track. Just read about him and then watch the fucking race!

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
This is not just *any* horse. It's his background and story that makes him so appealing. That's the reason people are going nuts. He has no real breeding or background and shouldn't even be winning, but I don't think there's a race horse on the face of the planet that can beat him, unless he gets tripped up. He doesn't just win... he leaves the rest of the pack half way around the track. Just read about him and then watch the fucking race!

like i said i know all about it and i always enjoyed horse races, but i can hardly find even the slightest reason for me to give a fuck about the background of a horse.

AdultNex · 06-05-2004, 12:30 PM

The next Secretariat?

TurboAngel · 06-05-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
This is not just *any* horse. It's his background and story that makes him so appealing. That's the reason people are going nuts. He has no real breeding or background and shouldn't even be winning, but I don't think there's a race horse on the face of the planet that can beat him, unless he gets tripped up. He doesn't just win... he leaves the rest of the pack half way around the track. Just read about him and then watch the fucking race!

Yep, kinda like that movie Seabisket. Have you seen it?

Sama · 06-05-2004, 12:35 PM

Just watch the preview of the race, I guarantee they will have a brief about his background that should be really good. That is what got me excited about him when I watched him race a few races ago.

Yes, I think the next Secretariat. Cool coincidence that Smarty is in the same barn as Secretariat at the Bellmont.

Oh and Seabiskit was an awesome movie!

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
like i said i know all about it and i always enjoyed horse races, but i can hardly find even the slightest reason for me to give a fuck about the background of a horse.

Just shut up and watch the damn race. If he loses I'm holding you personally responsible for casting gloom on my thread and jinxing him.

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:38 PM

oh my a poor horse from humble beginings. wtf? it's a fucking horse, who cares about that bullshit.

i once saw this rat run really fast through a city street and i paused to think of were his parents well off, did they live in a rich neighborhood but then i thought no. he never would have had that desire to run so fast. i often wished i could have wrote a book about him and his 12 rat brothers and sisters who had to run so fast just find a scrap of food in the city streets.

yeah right

lilj · 06-05-2004, 12:38 PM

I hope that fucker does , I have my big check on him!

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
Yep, kinda like that movie Seabisket. Have you seen it?

Yeah, it's a great movie, although every time I hear that name now, all I can think about is Brian humping Lois' father's dog on Family Guy.

And yes, I definitely think he's another Secretariat. They better put up a big ass bronze statue of him, too!

bizmak · 06-05-2004, 12:46 PM

he must pull it dude, but still i cant watch and bett

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
oh my a poor horse from humble beginings. wtf? it's a fucking horse, who cares about that bullshit.

i once saw this rat run really fast through a city street and i paused to think of were his parents well off, did they live in a rich neighborhood but then i thought no. he never would have had that desire to run so fast. i often wished i could have wrote a book about him and his 12 rat brothers and sisters who had to run so fast just find a scrap of food in the city streets.

yeah right

Tell you what- I'll call down to the track and see if I can have his jockey paint "ARS" on the side of him. Would you be a little more excited about him, then????

(sorry, but you asked for it, you rain-on-my-horse-parade fucker

)

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Tell you what- I'll call down to the track and see if I can have his jockey paint "ARS" on the side of him. Would you be a little more excited about him, then????

(sorry, but you asked for it, you rain-on-my-horse-parade fucker )

it won't help if no one can click on it but thanks, now click my sig

Holly · 06-05-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
it won't help if no one can click on it but thanks, now click my sig

Maybe we can work out a deal where they'll pay you for every person who views the race. There's gonna be record numbers!!

QUIT JINXING MY THREAD AND MY HORSE!!!!

If he loses, you better pack up and leave town, because it will be 110% your fault!

Digipimp · 06-05-2004, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Maybe we can work out a deal where they'll pay you for every person who views the race. There's gonna be record numbers!!

QUIT JINXING MY THREAD AND MY HORSE!!!!

If he loses, you better pack up and leave town, because it will be 110% your fault!

why would anyone bet on a horse that's such a big favorite, you would have to bet in the tens of thousands to even make a decent little bit of cash.

Holly · 06-05-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
why would anyone bet on a horse that's such a big favorite, you would have to bet in the tens of thousands to even make a decent little bit of cash.

It's not about the betting, for me. I don't bet, so I didn't bet on him. I have family and friends that did, though. Either way, I still want him to win!!

EviLGuY · 06-05-2004, 01:18 PM

Horse racing doesn't really interest me..

quiet · 06-05-2004, 01:18 PM

what else do you do when you're excited?

Holly · 06-05-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
what else do you do when you're excited?

Remind me, and I'll show you later.

bushwacker · 06-05-2004, 01:54 PM

go smarty go!!

irishfury · 06-05-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Remind me, and I'll show you later.

06-05-2004, 11:38 AM	#1
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Is Smarty Jones gonna pull it off today? I'm so excited I could spit! No pedigree, no big stable behind him, an unknown recovering alcoholic jockey, first trainer that bred him was murdered, and then he fractured his skull in the starting gate only 6 weeks before his first run, yet he's never lost a race. He would be the first Triple Crown winner in 26 years. They'll be more people watching, attending, and more money bet than any horse race in history. How could anyone not want him to win? Anybody watching? Anyone betting? __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

06-05-2004, 12:03 PM	#2
Sama Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Florida Paradise Posts: 1,445	Yes, I'll be watching! Not betting. I can't wait till the race! Yep, I think he'll do it with ease! What a horse!! __________________ Make Money With Our Virgins! Cash Bonuses for Everyone! $600 Bonus to $25K Bonus!

06-05-2004, 12:12 PM	#4
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	I guess it will just be the 3 of us. I can't believe more people aren't fired up about him. Even if you don't like horse racing, you gotta love this little guy. He's like the porn peddler horse of the mainstream horse racing world. If he were human, he'd no doubt be registered and posting here. ;-} __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

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Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	man i've always enjoyed going to the track to bet and watch the races. but getting deep into it and caring about background and all that bullshit is fucking boring. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

06-05-2004, 12:35 PM	#12
Sama Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Florida Paradise Posts: 1,445	Just watch the preview of the race, I guarantee they will have a brief about his background that should be really good. That is what got me excited about him when I watched him race a few races ago. Yes, I think the next Secretariat. Cool coincidence that Smarty is in the same barn as Secretariat at the Bellmont. Oh and Seabiskit was an awesome movie! __________________ Make Money With Our Virgins! Cash Bonuses for Everyone! $600 Bonus to $25K Bonus!

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TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I'll be watching it here, a great horse from Philly!

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ibuydomains Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 710	where can i place a bet

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AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	The next Secretariat?

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Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	oh my a poor horse from humble beginings. wtf? it's a fucking horse, who cares about that bullshit. i once saw this rat run really fast through a city street and i paused to think of were his parents well off, did they live in a rich neighborhood but then i thought no. he never would have had that desire to run so fast. i often wished i could have wrote a book about him and his 12 rat brothers and sisters who had to run so fast just find a scrap of food in the city streets. yeah right __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

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lilj Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,536	I hope that fucker does , I have my big check on him! __________________ Does your network need a Reality Check? [ Find Out ]

06-05-2004, 12:46 PM	#17
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	he must pull it dude, but still i cant watch and bett

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Horse racing doesn't really interest me..

06-05-2004, 01:18 PM	#24
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	what else do you do when you're excited? __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	go smarty go!!