Snail Mail spam: (spawned off the phone spam thread) - GoFuckYourself.com

Amp · 06-04-2004, 04:28 AM

as I said in my phone spam thread, I've been gradually working towards eliminating the problem altogether. It's been a work in progress for nearly a year, and I'm in the last stages of it now. Another 3 months or so and I'll be free of phone spam for good.

Now.... snail mail spam.

I got a real easy solution to that.

Go outside. Walk to the mailbox. Open mailbox. Grab mail. While walking back to the door, sort mail. Walk in door, take a hard right turn into garage. Dump junk mail directly into the burn barrel.

Sunday morning, enjoy a mimosa and a fine cigar while the wafting scent of burning American Express applications fills the air.

Problem solved.

klik · 06-04-2004, 05:15 AM

i actually dont have a problem with phone spam or snail mail spam.

only junk mail i ever get is local shopping/pizza coupons and those "have you seen me?" missing childrens flyers.

Herb Kornfield · 06-04-2004, 05:22 AM

You would think that there would be legislation against the land mail spamming. I get tons of shit for every offer under the sun at times it seems.

99% of the mail a day that comes in get trashed.

All that waste is just nuts. Save some trees and clogging of the postal system.

06-04-2004, 04:28 AM	#1
Amp So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui Posts: 1,661	Snail Mail spam: (spawned off the phone spam thread) as I said in my phone spam thread, I've been gradually working towards eliminating the problem altogether. It's been a work in progress for nearly a year, and I'm in the last stages of it now. Another 3 months or so and I'll be free of phone spam for good. Now.... snail mail spam. I got a real easy solution to that. Go outside. Walk to the mailbox. Open mailbox. Grab mail. While walking back to the door, sort mail. Walk in door, take a hard right turn into garage. Dump junk mail directly into the burn barrel. Sunday morning, enjoy a mimosa and a fine cigar while the wafting scent of burning American Express applications fills the air. Problem solved.

06-04-2004, 05:15 AM	#2
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	i actually dont have a problem with phone spam or snail mail spam. only junk mail i ever get is local shopping/pizza coupons and those "have you seen me?" missing childrens flyers.

06-04-2004, 05:22 AM	#3
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	You would think that there would be legislation against the land mail spamming. I get tons of shit for every offer under the sun at times it seems. 99% of the mail a day that comes in get trashed. All that waste is just nuts. Save some trees and clogging of the postal system.