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Snail Mail spam: (spawned off the phone spam thread)
as I said in my phone spam thread, I've been gradually working towards eliminating the problem altogether. It's been a work in progress for nearly a year, and I'm in the last stages of it now. Another 3 months or so and I'll be free of phone spam for good.
Now.... snail mail spam.
I got a real easy solution to that.
Go outside. Walk to the mailbox. Open mailbox. Grab mail. While walking back to the door, sort mail. Walk in door, take a hard right turn into garage. Dump junk mail directly into the burn barrel.
Sunday morning, enjoy a mimosa and a fine cigar while the wafting scent of burning American Express applications fills the air.
Problem solved.
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