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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In my head
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A man needs a maid
Just someone to keep my house clean,
fix my meals and go away. |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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I was thinking of a nursing home for 20-30 yr olds
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Australia
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If you don't mind your maid whining all the time, just get a girlfriend, they can be quite cheap if you keep them well trained. If it doesn't perform, take it back to the bar and exchange it.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Oakland
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a man needs a maid? shit...tell me about it...
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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oh no, i guess try to learn by yourself . . . . .
at least you wouldn't spend an amount . . . |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Portland, Oregon
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A woman could need a maid, too... the desire/ability to clean is not genetic. =P
Sometimes I think about what I would spend money on if I ever start to make a lot more than I'm making now, and a maid is definitely on the list. I don't mind picking up and organizing, and I don't mind cleaning floors and dusting and such, but I wouldn't mind paying once a week to have somebody clean my bathroom and kitchen (if I could afford it).
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In my head
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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That's called a mum...dammit, too slow
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Location: the beach, SoCal
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