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  • SuckOnThis
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 6844
    #1

    A man needs a maid

    Just someone to keep my house clean,
    fix my meals and go away.
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    • EviLGuY
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2003
      • 12745
      #2
      Originally posted by SuckOnThis
      Just someone to keep my house clean,
      fix my meals and go away.
      I have that.. I call her mom.

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        • Honeyslut
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 6436
          #3
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            • 4Pics
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2001
              • 7952
              #4
              Originally posted by EviLGuY
              I have that.. I call her mom.

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                • herbal logic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1172
                  #5
                  I was thinking of a nursing home for 20-30 yr olds

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                    • Blinky
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 268
                      #6
                      If you don't mind your maid whining all the time, just get a girlfriend, they can be quite cheap if you keep them well trained. If it doesn't perform, take it back to the bar and exchange it.

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                        • Shortbread
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 2181
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                          Just someone to keep my house clean,
                          fix my meals and go away.
                          Get off your lazy fucking ass and do it yourself!

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                            • Alltopnotch
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 2845
                              #8
                              a man needs a maid? shit...tell me about it...
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                                • aSStig
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1102
                                  #9
                                  oh no, i guess try to learn by yourself . . . . .

                                  at least you wouldn't spend an amount . . .
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                                    • MissGrim
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 200
                                      #10
                                      A woman could need a maid, too... the desire/ability to clean is not genetic. =P

                                      Sometimes I think about what I would spend money on if I ever start to make a lot more than I'm making now, and a maid is definitely on the list. I don't mind picking up and organizing, and I don't mind cleaning floors and dusting and such, but I wouldn't mind paying once a week to have somebody clean my bathroom and kitchen (if I could afford it).
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                                        • bringer
                                          i have man boobies
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 13082
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by EviLGuY
                                          I have that.. I call her mom.
                                          you still live with mommy?
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                                            • Superterrorizer
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 509
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                              Just someone to keep my house clean,
                                              fix my meals and go away.
                                              Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.

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                                                • SuckOnThis
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 6844
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Superterrorizer
                                                  Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.

                                                  Yep, starting to feel old.

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                                                    • Edguy!
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1126
                                                      #14
                                                      That's called a mum...dammit, too slow
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                                                        • baddog
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 107089
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                                          Just someone to keep my house clean,
                                                          fix my meals and go away.
                                                          Indeed

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Superterrorizer
                                                              Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.
                                                              hey, it has been my theme song for 20 years

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