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Old 06-02-2004, 07:33 PM   #1
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A man needs a maid

Just someone to keep my house clean,
fix my meals and go away.
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:34 PM   #2
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Just someone to keep my house clean,
fix my meals and go away.
I have that.. I call her mom.
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:53 PM   #3
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:53 PM   #4
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:54 PM   #5
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I was thinking of a nursing home for 20-30 yr olds
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Old 06-03-2004, 12:03 AM   #6
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If you don't mind your maid whining all the time, just get a girlfriend, they can be quite cheap if you keep them well trained. If it doesn't perform, take it back to the bar and exchange it.
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Old 06-03-2004, 12:04 AM   #7
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Get off your lazy fucking ass and do it yourself!
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Old 06-03-2004, 12:04 AM   #8
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a man needs a maid? shit...tell me about it...
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Old 06-03-2004, 12:07 AM   #9
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oh no, i guess try to learn by yourself . . . . .

at least you wouldn't spend an amount . . .
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:29 AM   #10
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A woman could need a maid, too... the desire/ability to clean is not genetic. =P

Sometimes I think about what I would spend money on if I ever start to make a lot more than I'm making now, and a maid is definitely on the list. I don't mind picking up and organizing, and I don't mind cleaning floors and dusting and such, but I wouldn't mind paying once a week to have somebody clean my bathroom and kitchen (if I could afford it).
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:30 AM   #11
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I have that.. I call her mom.
you still live with mommy?
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:31 AM   #12
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Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:40 AM   #13
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Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.

Yep, starting to feel old.
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:45 AM   #14
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That's called a mum...dammit, too slow
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:51 AM   #15
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Just someone to keep my house clean,
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Indeed
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Old 06-03-2004, 01:54 AM   #16
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Thick crowd tonight. Neil Young is the man.
hey, it has been my theme song for 20 years
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