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![]() ...But lots of fun, none the less.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Does it have anything to do with the 3 kilos of cocaine hidden under my back seats? Yeah...It kinda went downhill from there. ![]() Needless to say, I did not have any drugs hidden under my back seat.... They were in the spare tire. ![]() |
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lol always causing trouble eh...
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If i said that in New York, minutes later i would have been chilling in the back of the cop car.
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loool very good...you gotta show those cops you're not afraid of their arogant behavior!
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I bet he never looked there though after you told him.
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LMAO
that's better than the time I got pulled over for speeding and had a bottle of midol on my leg, trying to open that fucking thing....... and the cop just told me to slow down and then backed away slowly and left. I didn't think much about it, but boy my daughter sure had a good laugh about it. |
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LMAO!!! You're my new hero!!!
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sheesh... friggin cops have no sense of ha ha
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So why did he pull you over ?
Were you doing your boy racer shit again ??? |
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I wish I was cool as you
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HAHAHA did they write you a ticket for "wasting there time"?
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so dumpass! he could had pull you in jail for that dude!
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US Customs informed me that my tags were expired a couple of weeks ago. I have been driving with expired tags since February with no problems. Today I finally got around to taking care of this and the (Gresham) cop pulled me over when I left the DEQ test center and was on my way to the DMV. I showed them my pass certificate and he was still gonna write me a ticket because of my smart ass remark until I dropped the name of a friend of mine who works in the Gresham courthouse. So...After the dogs got done sniffing around and the cops were finished feeling me up, they let me go with a verbal warning and followed me to the DMV. THEN...Just to add fuel to the fire......I left DMV without putting the new tags on the vehicle. And because I know some idiot is gonna tell me I am full of shit. Here is the paperwork with my new tags still attached. I think I will go stick them on now. ![]() |
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This is why I love you!! You crack me up all the time. Never a dull moment with you!!!
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What are tags?
Is that something like a tax disc? |
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If so, I would like your permission to use it in the back ground of my next banner!!!
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lol aaron, cops need to lighten up some
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LOL, you da man!
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Judging by your stupid question I'd say this is an ESP ability spotcheck. Cops ask the stupidest questions. What the fuck difference does it make if you already know why he pulled you over. Why don't cops just say what's on their minds and do their job and get on with it?
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i thought you were gonna say you wiped your ass with your hand after taking a shit.
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Hehe pretty funny
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AaronM you badass.
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That's funny as hell. What did he say ? I have always wanted to do something like that
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LMAO, sounds like the police must loved you after that
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I always wanted to do that, never did it tho
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mental note - tie and gag AaronM next time i travel in car with him.
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hehehehe very nice!
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haha.. maybe not the smartest... but the funniest..
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