:1orglaugh we should all post in here a little and get there quicker! :1orglaugh

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

the blacklight one looks awesome :)

One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control.

I agree it would look amazing on any wall! :thumbsup

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

Cool, only about 800+ posts away. :uhoh

gotta love playboy!

I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark..."

lust works too! :Graucho

Nice I like that poster made up of all the covers. :thumbsup

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whats with all these wh0rethreads

this is my contribution

When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me.

masterbation is key to a happy life:thumbsup

Mmm.... yes Russell Crow can be my master :Graucho

It is goimg 2 b a looooong thread :Graucho

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booi

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

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My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

come on let's post in here and get those posters! :1orglaugh