how about some dice man

Betty and Jack up a tree
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First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo out of Betty's crack

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Dittle dittle the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
That's more than my lazy wife does
That fat fucking smelly baboon

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, the guy that fucked her in the ass

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow

lmao :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

one of my favorites



Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut




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Hickory dickory dock
My balls fell out of my jock
I laid them to rest on some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock



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ill post a pic of my room soon, i got crazy black lightage when i want

Hickory dickory dock
She took a good look at your cock
It's really scary, old wrinkled and hairy
It smells like a ten year old sock

:321GFY

:)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucking whore

Playboy posters :thumbsup

me send me one

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his fucking dick

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i need a bLunt :2 cents:

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored her flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean

classic :1orglaugh

i could uuse a 40

Little Bo Beep fucked a sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice


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steal reserve thee only malt liquor u'll ever need

hahaha, all i remember is fucking

ROVER TOOK OVER

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good stuff man keep them coming...dice is god

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://teenpiccentral.com/gfy/black.jpg

listen to this one








Twinkle twinkle little star
Will she blow me in the car
Because I bought her dinner, she had fun
My balls are boiling and I'd like to cum

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girlfriend's twat

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hahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do
So she started sucking dick

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thats all i can find for now...thres gotta be more somewhere...

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smooth move.. so all your buddies with the ars sig can post 1.000 times each?

or is it 1.000 posts total, if that's the point you can send me 11 posters :winkwink:

which ones do you want?

pick them out here

http://www.allposters.com

contest is just for fun

http://www.allposters.com/GetPoster....9-DA3C15E37C68

( the black playboy poster )

Got ICQ?

Mines: 348847818

yoyo
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you are bluedevil right :1orglaugh

nope, i wish :thumbsup

na no icq....


ill send but you gotta cover shipping...that's $20 per poster...if you are in the USA...


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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out

lol we still gotta talk over ICQ for address and shit
:winkwink:

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub
Faggots have threesomes too, so fucking what


that one is wrong

:1orglaugh

you just want one poster?

hahaha