Roses are red, violets are blue
I fucked your mom in the ass and she had you

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these replies make me think it's better to not do business with you.

Atleast i tried.

i am a bit slow


but if you're 1k you're getting the poster no doubt

Row, row, row your hahahaha
Gently down my prick
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Then you'll suck my dick

alright, i guess i gotta break out some new pics to liven shit up



cocksuckers
http://teenpiccentral.com/gfy/owned6.jpg

Rock-a-by baby on the tree top
Your mother's a whore I ain't your pop

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http://teenpiccentral.com/gfy/alo.jpg

this is my favorite owned pic now

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm done with this thread now.

peace in the middle east!

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btw the winners get 4 special poster adhesives that dont damage your walls...serious :thumbsup

:Graucho more posts i want that poster

Very nice

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

ill contribute to the posts

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

Damn :1orglaugh

loser

poor civic

we will get there faster that way :Graucho

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

ok tired of posting in this thread.moving on

rodney dangerfield is hilarious :1orglaugh

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

bukake!

born4porn is owning this thread lol :1orglaugh

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.