If it was legal: Would you own a brothel? - GoFuckYourself.com

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:17 PM

I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.

Boogie3 · 06-01-2004, 07:17 PM

Fuck yeah, if it was legal, that would be a cash cow.

EviLGuY · 06-01-2004, 07:19 PM

Part of me wants to say yes.. but truthfully.. whore's are fucking crazy. I don't think I need the bullshit.

aaron · 06-01-2004, 07:19 PM

sure, why not

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:20 PM

Of course it would seem more profitable if it was 'illegal' but making it legal would result in less problems with the law and more money in the long run.

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Part of me wants to say yes.. but truthfully.. whore's are fucking crazy. I don't think I need the bullshit.

Sure there would be some skank whore houses and crazy girls, but a professional brothel would probably give girls commission + benefits and hire only the finest talent.

zzgundamnzz · 06-01-2004, 07:22 PM

If it was legal I'd run one.

Have a crew of 6 bouncers and bodyguards to make sure its a safe environment for both the girls and the guests.

I'd treat the girls right. Give them their own hours with free health benefits.

Im thinking about moving to Nevada when I save up enough money

Spunky · 06-01-2004, 07:22 PM

I already do

dougeetx · 06-01-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I already do

$50 to make me holla???

slapass · 06-01-2004, 07:24 PM

Working with young girls is fucking hell. And a whole house of them would drive the average guy nuts in a week. So yeah i would own it and some old bitchy lady would run it.

WebTitan · 06-01-2004, 07:27 PM

would get in on that biz in a heartbeat

m00d · 06-01-2004, 07:29 PM

nah, why corrupt your mind with shit like that

it's not conducive to peacefulness

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by m00d
nah, why corrupt your mind with shit like that

it's not conducive to peacefulness

because it would be fun. I'd give up drinking to own a brothel for sure.

mary34d · 06-01-2004, 07:39 PM

and if it wasn't

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
and if it wasn't

then I guess I'd start drinking again.

freeadultcontent · 06-01-2004, 07:41 PM

There are ways to do it legally.

fiftyfingers · 06-01-2004, 07:42 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There are ways to do it legally.

Yes, but it's still a little shady.

Spunky · 06-01-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There are ways to do it legally.

Called a Escort agency

freeadultcontent · 06-01-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Called a Escort agency

Nah more legally than those, around here those poor people get raided every election year.

SlickRick · 06-01-2004, 08:25 PM

Is it legal in some parts of Nevada, Nye County,(I Beleive its Nye County) 60 miles from Vegas in a city of Pahrump. Also up in Northern NV Sparks, just outside of Reno. Where The Mustang Ranch is.

I know my Nevada History.
Also know once a "Cat House" Closes down you cant get a license for a new one. History channel rocks...

Mr Pheer · 06-01-2004, 08:39 PM

Absolutely not. I hate dealing with people. Thats why i work on the internet, i dont have to deal with people every day.

r0nin · 06-01-2004, 08:42 PM

i'd just own a couple of 'em to pay my filthy habit with whores,

no matter if it's legal or not, selling sex is not a crime in anyway u could think about it as long as both parts agree, fuck the laws, everyone is buyable... money is what cares

but, being honest, it's legal here, it probably takes a lot of work and effort to make it work, so... naaaaah...

EZRhino · 06-01-2004, 08:43 PM

Fuck ya

SeTec · 06-01-2004, 08:44 PM

Move to vegas. A couple of crappy 4 girl brothels were for sale, I don't know if they still are or not.

mary34d · 06-01-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Nah more legally than those, around here those poor people get raided every election year.

ya it sucks

Hawkeye · 06-01-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by SeTec
Move to vegas. A couple of crappy 4 girl brothels were for sale, I don't know if they still are or not.

Link?

Groove · 06-01-2004, 09:36 PM

Prostitution is legal in Australia

Firehorse · 06-02-2004, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Prostitution is legal in Australia

Exactly, it is legal to own a brothel here.

Nano · 06-02-2004, 09:39 AM

It IS legal here in Spain! ;)

Bigfuck · 06-02-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by Nano
It IS legal here in Spain! ;)

That does it ! now I'm moving to Spain

sacX · 06-02-2004, 09:47 AM

Legal in New Zealand too, but i wouldn't do it.

=^..^= · 06-02-2004, 09:47 AM

they're legal here but fuck that noise
dealing with flakes when i was in the content biz was bad enuff -

i have however, considered buying shares in the "daily planet"
let someone else do the hard work - just invest in a brothel is easier

Yo Adrian · 06-02-2004, 09:51 AM

short answer: YES!

TheFrog · 06-02-2004, 09:51 AM

xxxbruce · 06-02-2004, 09:59 AM

id have to own a few
that would be heven on earth

stephthegeek · 06-02-2004, 07:57 PM

Nah, I'd just have a harem

digifan · 06-02-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Called a Escort agency

Rictor · 06-02-2004, 08:52 PM

It's legal in parts of Nevada.

tony286 · 06-02-2004, 08:55 PM

Managing a jack shack was painful enough dealing with those girls. I cant imagine the pain of working with girls that work in brothels. lol

Jamdin · 06-02-2004, 08:59 PM

If brothels were legal in all fifty states, then more brothels would be available. Sure, in the first few years the brothels would see a huge profit. However, they would soon be widespread as McDuck's and people would start being used to seeing them everywhere.

Now if it was a brothel with just midgets, it may be a different story

reynold · 06-02-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by fiftyfingers
I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.

Whatever business you open, as long as you treat your people right, they will respect you and be loyal to you and sooner or later, your business will prosper!

erehwon · 06-03-2004, 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by fiftyfingers
I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.

You just want to wander around with a british accent and bark COCKSUCKER at everyone.

pure energy · 06-03-2004, 03:04 AM

If it was legal, I don't think it would earn just as much!

DeadFidel · 06-03-2004, 03:12 AM

Can you say.."Bunny Ranch"

visited it just out of curiousity

but the girls (women) were not even close to being hot. They were mostly over tatooed older trail trash types, and expensive as hell.

In NYC (although not legal) and if you can afford $500-$1000 you can get a 20 year; close to perfect supermodel type.

GonePhishing · 06-03-2004, 03:24 AM

Maybe a bordello or a house of ill repute... but not a brothel.

samuel · 06-03-2004, 04:11 AM

That's 100 percent profitable business...

You only have to manage your girls like the main thing in your business.. everything legal and you wont have problems..

samuel

polish_aristocrat · 06-03-2004, 04:13 AM

Brothel..no, that's too much for me.

What would had happened to the guy who wanted to save the world

06-01-2004, 07:17 PM	#1
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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	If it was legal I'd run one. Have a crew of 6 bouncers and bodyguards to make sure its a safe environment for both the girls and the guests. I'd treat the girls right. Give them their own hours with free health benefits. Im thinking about moving to Nevada when I save up enough money __________________

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Part of me wants to say yes.. but truthfully.. whore's are fucking crazy. I don't think I need the bullshit.

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aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	sure, why not

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	Working with young girls is fucking hell. And a whole house of them would drive the average guy nuts in a week. So yeah i would own it and some old bitchy lady would run it.

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WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	would get in on that biz in a heartbeat

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	nah, why corrupt your mind with shit like that it's not conducive to peacefulness

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SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	Is it legal in some parts of Nevada, Nye County,(I Beleive its Nye County) 60 miles from Vegas in a city of Pahrump. Also up in Northern NV Sparks, just outside of Reno. Where The Mustang Ranch is. I know my Nevada History. Also know once a "Cat House" Closes down you cant get a license for a new one. History channel rocks...

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r0nin Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 415	i'd just own a couple of 'em to pay my filthy habit with whores, no matter if it's legal or not, selling sex is not a crime in anyway u could think about it as long as both parts agree, fuck the laws, everyone is buyable... money is what cares but, being honest, it's legal here, it probably takes a lot of work and effort to make it work, so... naaaaah...

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Fuck ya

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Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	Prostitution is legal in Australia

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Nano Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 414	It IS legal here in Spain! ;)

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sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	Legal in New Zealand too, but i wouldn't do it.

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=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	they're legal here but fuck that noise dealing with flakes when i was in the content biz was bad enuff - i have however, considered buying shares in the "daily planet" let someone else do the hard work - just invest in a brothel is easier __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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stephthegeek Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Toronto & Oakland Posts: 402	Nah, I'd just have a harem

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	It's legal in parts of Nevada.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Managing a jack shack was painful enough dealing with those girls. I cant imagine the pain of working with girls that work in brothels. lol

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	If brothels were legal in all fifty states, then more brothels would be available. Sure, in the first few years the brothels would see a huge profit. However, they would soon be widespread as McDuck's and people would start being used to seeing them everywhere. Now if it was a brothel with just midgets, it may be a different story

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DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	Can you say.."Bunny Ranch" visited it just out of curiousity but the girls (women) were not even close to being hot. They were mostly over tatooed older trail trash types, and expensive as hell. In NYC (although not legal) and if you can afford $500-$1000 you can get a 20 year; close to perfect supermodel type.

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