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fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:17 PM

If it was legal: Would you own a brothel?
 
I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.

Boogie3 06-01-2004 07:17 PM

Fuck yeah, if it was legal, that would be a cash cow.

EviLGuY 06-01-2004 07:19 PM

Part of me wants to say yes.. but truthfully.. whore's are fucking crazy. I don't think I need the bullshit.

aaron 06-01-2004 07:19 PM

sure, why not

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:20 PM

Of course it would seem more profitable if it was 'illegal' but making it legal would result in less problems with the law and more money in the long run.

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Part of me wants to say yes.. but truthfully.. whore's are fucking crazy. I don't think I need the bullshit.
Sure there would be some skank whore houses and crazy girls, but a professional brothel would probably give girls commission + benefits and hire only the finest talent.

zzgundamnzz 06-01-2004 07:22 PM

If it was legal I'd run one.

Have a crew of 6 bouncers and bodyguards to make sure its a safe environment for both the girls and the guests.

I'd treat the girls right. Give them their own hours with free health benefits.

Im thinking about moving to Nevada when I save up enough money :winkwink:

Spunky 06-01-2004 07:22 PM

I already do :Graucho

dougeetx 06-01-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
I already do :Graucho
$50 to make me holla???

slapass 06-01-2004 07:24 PM

Working with young girls is fucking hell. And a whole house of them would drive the average guy nuts in a week. So yeah i would own it and some old bitchy lady would run it.

WebTitan 06-01-2004 07:27 PM

would get in on that biz in a heartbeat

m00d 06-01-2004 07:29 PM

nah, why corrupt your mind with shit like that

it's not conducive to peacefulness

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
nah, why corrupt your mind with shit like that

it's not conducive to peacefulness

because it would be fun. I'd give up drinking to own a brothel for sure.

mary34d 06-01-2004 07:39 PM

and if it wasn't :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
and if it wasn't :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
then I guess I'd start drinking again. :glugglug

freeadultcontent 06-01-2004 07:41 PM

There are ways to do it legally.

fiftyfingers 06-01-2004 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There are ways to do it legally.
Yes, but it's still a little shady.

Spunky 06-01-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There are ways to do it legally.
Called a Escort agency

freeadultcontent 06-01-2004 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Called a Escort agency
Nah more legally than those, around here those poor people get raided every election year.

SlickRick 06-01-2004 08:25 PM

Is it legal in some parts of Nevada, Nye County,(I Beleive its Nye County) 60 miles from Vegas in a city of Pahrump. Also up in Northern NV Sparks, just outside of Reno. Where The Mustang Ranch is.

I know my Nevada History.
Also know once a "Cat House" Closes down you cant get a license for a new one. History channel rocks...:thumbsup

Mr Pheer 06-01-2004 08:39 PM

Absolutely not. I hate dealing with people. Thats why i work on the internet, i dont have to deal with people every day.

r0nin 06-01-2004 08:42 PM

i'd just own a couple of 'em to pay my filthy habit with whores,

no matter if it's legal or not, selling sex is not a crime in anyway u could think about it as long as both parts agree, fuck the laws, everyone is buyable... money is what cares

but, being honest, it's legal here, it probably takes a lot of work and effort to make it work, so... naaaaah...

EZRhino 06-01-2004 08:43 PM

Fuck ya

SeTec 06-01-2004 08:44 PM

Move to vegas. A couple of crappy 4 girl brothels were for sale, I don't know if they still are or not.

mary34d 06-01-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Nah more legally than those, around here those poor people get raided every election year.
ya it sucks

Hawkeye 06-01-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SeTec
Move to vegas. A couple of crappy 4 girl brothels were for sale, I don't know if they still are or not.
Link?

Groove 06-01-2004 09:36 PM

Prostitution is legal in Australia :thumbsup

Firehorse 06-02-2004 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
Prostitution is legal in Australia :thumbsup
Exactly, it is legal to own a brothel here. :thumbsup

Nano 06-02-2004 09:39 AM

It IS legal here in Spain! ;)

Bigfuck 06-02-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nano
It IS legal here in Spain! ;)
That does it ! now I'm moving to Spain

sacX 06-02-2004 09:47 AM

Legal in New Zealand too, but i wouldn't do it.

=^..^= 06-02-2004 09:47 AM

they're legal here but fuck that noise
dealing with flakes when i was in the content biz was bad enuff -

i have however, considered buying shares in the "daily planet"
let someone else do the hard work - just invest in a brothel is easier

Yo Adrian 06-02-2004 09:51 AM

short answer: YES!

TheFrog 06-02-2004 09:51 AM

yeah

xxxbruce 06-02-2004 09:59 AM

id have to own a few
that would be heven on earth
:thumbsup

stephthegeek 06-02-2004 07:57 PM

Nah, I'd just have a harem :Graucho

digifan 06-02-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Called a Escort agency

Rictor 06-02-2004 08:52 PM

It's legal in parts of Nevada.

tony286 06-02-2004 08:55 PM

Managing a jack shack was painful enough dealing with those girls. I cant imagine the pain of working with girls that work in brothels. lol

Jamdin 06-02-2004 08:59 PM

If brothels were legal in all fifty states, then more brothels would be available. Sure, in the first few years the brothels would see a huge profit. However, they would soon be widespread as McDuck's and people would start being used to seeing them everywhere.

Now if it was a brothel with just midgets, it may be a different story :winkwink:

reynold 06-02-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiftyfingers
I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.

Whatever business you open, as long as you treat your people right, they will respect you and be loyal to you and sooner or later, your business will prosper! :thumbsup

erehwon 06-03-2004 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiftyfingers
I think this would be a profitable business. If you treated the girls right I'm sure they'd treat you right.
You just want to wander around with a british accent and bark COCKSUCKER at everyone. :1orglaugh

pure energy 06-03-2004 03:04 AM

If it was legal, I don't think it would earn just as much!

DeadFidel 06-03-2004 03:12 AM

Can you say.."Bunny Ranch":) visited it just out of curiousity:Graucho :Graucho but the girls (women) were not even close to being hot. They were mostly over tatooed older trail trash types, and expensive as hell.

In NYC (although not legal) and if you can afford $500-$1000 you can get a 20 year; close to perfect supermodel type.

GonePhishing 06-03-2004 03:24 AM

Maybe a bordello or a house of ill repute... but not a brothel.

samuel 06-03-2004 04:11 AM

That's 100 percent profitable business...

You only have to manage your girls like the main thing in your business.. everything legal and you wont have problems..

samuel:thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 06-03-2004 04:13 AM

Brothel..no, that's too much for me. :(
What would had happened to the guy who wanted to save the world :1orglaugh


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