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KittyLix · 05-30-2004, 08:07 AM

how do you go about it to loose the fat bitch and fuck the hottie??

Marcus Aurelius · 05-30-2004, 08:09 AM

tell em your into threesomes, but get the fat girl so drunk shes asleep before the sex begins. She will be so worked up about getting layed she'll talk her hot friend into it, and then her hot friend will start getting worked up, and once the other girl passes out its just you and the hot girl!

LadyMischief · 05-30-2004, 08:09 AM

You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

stev0 · 05-30-2004, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

So true...

body · 05-30-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

Illicit · 05-30-2004, 08:11 AM

talk to the fat girl first, and once your in switch to the hottie

BT · 05-30-2004, 08:13 AM

Buy some twinkies and milk in the fat chicks lap and go to work

KittyLix · 05-30-2004, 08:14 AM

sexyclicks · 05-30-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by KittyLix
how do you go about it to loose the fat bitch and fuck the hottie??

you bring a fat friend with you

Take one for the Team
When two groups of the opposite sex meet up, one person from one of the groups jumps the ugliest of the other group. Also known as jumping the grenade.

Babaganoosh · 05-30-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

Whoa...owned!

AliciaK · 05-30-2004, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
talk to the fat girl first, and once your in switch to the hottie

TweetyBird · 05-30-2004, 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
talk to the fat girl first, and once your in switch to the hottie

hehe

jackson · 05-30-2004, 08:37 AM

yea your more or less gonna hav to get in with the fattie first once you meet the friends make sure you get their numbers and then you can debt off the fat chick

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

typical fat chick response

LadyMischief · 05-30-2004, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by i am a lurker
typical fat chick response

I never pretended I wasn't. I have three kids and I'm married and not in the dating scene. I wasn't always the way I am now though, and I can still tell shallowness and petty bullshit when I see it. So tell me, would it be possible to drown in the wading pool that is YOUR personality? Something tells me not.

i am a lurker · 05-30-2004, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
I never pretended I wasn't. I have three kids and I'm married and not in the dating scene. I wasn't always the way I am now though, and I can still tell shallowness and petty bullshit when I see it. So tell me, would it be possible to drown in the wading pool that is YOUR personality? Something tells me not.

typical fat chick response

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-30-2004, 09:26 AM

so funny that some of these guys really think most chicks are that stupid they dont pick on the bullshit meter... they secretly laugh thier asses off while you guys sit across the room pondering stupid bullshit such as how to get rid of the fat friend..morons

phatzane® · 05-30-2004, 09:26 AM

oh no problem man bring me!! i love fat chick's!!

im ny crew the fat friend is often referred to the "grenade" as someone has to make the sacrifice of throwing themselves on the live grenade so the rest of the soldiers can pass (to the hott chicks), because no matter how fat the friend rarely will get left behind alone.

I will take the grenade my friends!!

StRoGE · 05-30-2004, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by phatzane®
oh no problem man bring me!! i love fat chick's!!

im ny crew the fat friend is often referred to the "grenade" as someone has to make the sacrifice of throwing themselves on the live grenade so the rest of the soldiers can pass (to the hott chicks), because no matter how fat the friend rarely will get left behind alone.

I will take the grenade my friends!!

What a trooper!

Seriously though, you dont need to get RID of the fat chick. Play up the conversation with both of them, dont exclude anyone, and give the hottie a call in a couple days (2-3-4 day rule, whatever you use). If you get in good with the "undesirable" friend then they'll both talk about you until you call. The friend will be happy for the hotty, even if she is alone.

LadyMischief · 05-30-2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
so funny that some of these guys really think most chicks are that stupid they dont pick on the bullshit meter... they secretly laugh thier asses off while you guys sit across the room pondering stupid bullshit such as how to get rid of the fat friend..morons

Pretty much.. and if the "hot" girl is as good of a friend to the "fat" chick as usually happens in these situations, she would be pissed right off if she thought for a second you were trying to ditch her friend, or if you used her friend to get to her. It would DEFINITELY kill any chance of scoring.

nathan_f · 05-30-2004, 09:38 AM

just do the fat chick too, everybody needs luvin

zzgundamnzz · 05-30-2004, 09:43 AM

Bring a friend and have him take one for the team...

You'll owe him big time after that though.

Video-Post · 05-30-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by KittyLix
how do you go about it to loose the fat bitch and fuck the hottie??

Give her a McDonald's coupon

jdog31 · 05-30-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
tell em your into threesomes, but get the fat girl so drunk shes asleep before the sex begins. She will be so worked up about getting layed she'll talk her hot friend into it, and then her hot friend will start getting worked up, and once the other girl passes out its just you and the hot girl!

keg for the fat one, tall boy for the skinny one

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-30-2004, 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Pretty much.. and if the "hot" girl is as good of a friend to the "fat" chick as usually happens in these situations, she would be pissed right off if she thought for a second you were trying to ditch her friend, or if you used her friend to get to her. It would DEFINITELY kill any chance of scoring.

exactly.. my daughter tells me about it all the time, she is a hottie and her g/f is a pretty big girl.. not fat.. but tall and big boned..and they always get a kick out of the stupid morons who are always trying to get her to ditch her friend and go off with them..like its going to work or something...hahahahahahaha. I can't believe that guys believe all the hype about their methods of scoring...still laughing here..

jmarzlak · 05-30-2004, 10:07 AM

yea I have tried everything, the best is to be nice to the fat girl and have them both like you and just go for the hot chick and/or bring a kinda overweight friend. She will think he is more of her "type."

bluedevil · 05-30-2004, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

hahaha

bluedevil · 05-30-2004, 10:10 AM

lol, i dont care how fat she is...whichever one has the shaved pussy ill take

Trixie · 05-30-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

EscortBiz · 05-30-2004, 11:06 AM

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funny responces

EZRhino · 05-30-2004, 11:16 AM

Must call up the wing man and distract the cow

MetaMan · 05-30-2004, 11:18 AM

its called the grenade, whether fat or not, the ugly girl who is friends with the hot girl, the only answer is to get one your your friends to take one for the team!

NakedBo · 05-30-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Pretty much.. and if the "hot" girl is as good of a friend to the "fat" chick as usually happens in these situations, she would be pissed right off if she thought for a second you were trying to ditch her friend, or if you used her friend to get to her. It would DEFINITELY kill any chance of scoring.

That is so true

MetaMan · 05-30-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Pretty much.. and if the "hot" girl is as good of a friend to the "fat" chick as usually happens in these situations, she would be pissed right off if she thought for a second you were trying to ditch her friend, or if you used her friend to get to her. It would DEFINITELY kill any chance of scoring.

actually part of this is untrue:

"or if you used her friend to get to her"

if u r up in DA CLUB and u dance with the "ugly" one first her friend will be jealous and think i am better looking why isnt he dancing with me?

boom your in, u jump to the grenade then jump to the goal.

MandyBlake · 05-30-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by jmarzlak
yea I have tried everything, the best is to be nice to the fat girl and have them both like you and just go for the hot chick and/or bring a kinda overweight friend. She will think he is more of her "type."

That's sooo wrong.
Just because a girl is fat doesn't mean she's attracted to a fat guy.

smokingdawn · 05-30-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

woo-hoo !

LadyMischief · 05-30-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
actually part of this is untrue:

"or if you used her friend to get to her"

if u r up in DA CLUB and u dance with the "ugly" one first her friend will be jealous and think i am better looking why isnt he dancing with me?

boom your in, u jump to the grenade then jump to the goal.

Depends on how good of friends the girls are ::

MandyBlake · 05-30-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by KittyLix
how do you go about it to loose the fat bitch and fuck the hottie??

Also...how do you know that they aren't together? How do you know the "hottie" isn't going home with the "fat bitch?"

jmarzlak · 05-30-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by MandyBlake
That's sooo wrong.
Just because a girl is fat doesn't mean she's attracted to a fat guy.

yea well if she has looked into a mirror she knows that a guy her size is more of a resonable goal than a someone who exercises

MandyBlake · 05-30-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by jmarzlak
yea well if she has looked into a mirror she knows that a guy her size is more of a resonable goal than a someone who exercises

Just because you aren't attracted to her, doesn't mean there aren't other guys (not fat) who are.

tony286 · 05-30-2004, 11:46 AM

I have to agree being a big guy , a large nuymber of fat girls dont date fat guys. They date thin guys in good shape.

angeleyes · 05-30-2004, 11:52 AM

WTF is this, third grade?

1. Different people like all shapes and sizes.
2. There are very pretty BBW's (Mandy Blake for example, look at how gorgeous her face/hair/personality is.) Hell, If I was a guy, I would date her.

3. For those of you that don't know me...... I'm a tiny person, so this is not a bitter reply... I just think some of you haters need a reality check.

kaylacam · 05-30-2004, 12:07 PM

I am sure there are guys out there thinking, "How do I get that gorgeous BBW away from her stick-chick friends?!"

Different strokes for different folks...I like people of all shapes and sizes...it is what their personality is like that floats MY boat!

Doctor Dre · 05-30-2004, 12:08 PM

Get a fat friend too !!! he'll fuck her

sinkiss · 05-30-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
You don't.. She's probably not as shallow as you are.

nice

beemk · 05-30-2004, 12:11 PM

you flirt with the hottie for a minute... then pretend like you're all into the fat chick and not the hottie. the hottie will wonder why you're not interested in her and do whatever she can to get you. you should be nice to the fat chick anyways.... girls talk and you want her to say good things about you instead of cock blocking you.

beemk · 05-30-2004, 12:12 PM

or you can do like they did on dave chappelle.... invite them back to your place and when the fat chick cock blocks tell her "i got some pizza at the crib"

sweet7 · 05-30-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
talk to the fat girl first, and once your in switch to the hottie

this can backfire and hard

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-30-2004, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by kaylacam
I am sure there are guys out there thinking, "How do I get that gorgeous BBW away from her stick-chick friends?!"

Different strokes for different folks...I like people of all shapes and sizes...it is what their personality is like that floats MY boat!

69pornlinks · 05-30-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by i am a lurker
typical fat chick response

lol, i was thinking the same, but i luv thick chicks

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