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Old 05-30-2004, 05:44 PM   #1
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10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!
1. Is there any gas station around?
2. Gee, I didn't know the buildings in New York are so high
3. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Mohammed
4. I bet you 50 bucks I pass between those buildings...
5. Is there anyone here who can fly a plane?
6. What do you mean, I'm not allowed to leave the atmosphere?!
7. We're going to crush!!!!!!!!!!!!! err, I mean land ;)
8. How do I close the goddamn window?
9. Why is there smoke coming out of the left wing?
10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM   #2
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worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:45 PM   #4
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10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica



terrible....
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:49 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:49 PM   #6
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how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:50 PM   #7
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how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

HAHAH

"would you like the window seat mr bin ladin?"

i would bug...even if it was just someone with the same name as him.... i'd get off the plane

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Old 05-30-2004, 05:51 PM   #8
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worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:52 PM   #9
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:52 PM   #10
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thats a great advice, thanks!

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Old 05-30-2004, 05:53 PM   #11
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HAHAH

"would you like the window seat mr bin ladin?"

i would bug...even if it was just someone with the same name as him.... i'd get off the plane
Why? That would be a damn safe flight for sure. He aint gunna fall for that be blown up with the bomb mentality he preaches.
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:53 PM   #12
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those were funny.
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:56 PM   #13
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10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica

ohhhh nooo lol... cheap shot
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:56 PM   #14
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i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:06 PM   #15
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Thats why I dont fly if you cant get there by boat, train, or car there is no need to go..LOL
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:13 PM   #16
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worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..


no kidding
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:18 PM   #17
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:18 PM   #18
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LOL, i hate flying
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:30 PM   #19
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1. Is there any gas station around?
2. Gee, I didn't know the buildings in New York are so high
3. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Mohammed
4. I bet you 50 bucks I pass between those buildings...
5. Is there anyone here who can fly a plane?
6. What do you mean, I'm not allowed to leave the atmosphere?!
7. We're going to crush!!!!!!!!!!!!! err, I mean land ;)
8. How do I close the goddamn window?
9. Why is there smoke coming out of the left wing?
10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica
heh heh
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Old 05-30-2004, 07:09 PM   #21
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Old 05-31-2004, 02:55 AM   #22
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i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation

I would've started praying after hearing that!
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Old 05-31-2004, 02:57 AM   #23
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Old 05-31-2004, 03:03 AM   #24
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how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

I'd jump out if I hear this one!
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Old 05-31-2004, 03:06 AM   #25
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worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..
Ha.. no shit. I hate kids on planes.
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Old 05-31-2004, 03:09 AM   #26
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The thing I don't wanna hear on a plane is that when the flight attendant announces that there's no food left.
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Old 05-31-2004, 12:11 PM   #27
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Old 05-31-2004, 12:49 PM   #28
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I would've started praying after hearing that!
People started screaming "OH jesus" and praying out loud and shit it was a fucking trip and a half. The best part was the 70 something women in front me who started chugging vodka out of the bottle she whipped out from her carry on!!!
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Old 05-31-2004, 12:52 PM   #30
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Old 05-31-2004, 12:52 PM   #31
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:44 PM   #32
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i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation
stuck flap is a minor problem, very little risk

stuck elevator or aileron would be much more serious
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:48 PM   #33
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stuck flap is a minor problem, very little risk

stuck elevator or aileron would be much more serious
yeah no doubt....
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:48 PM   #34
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definetly do not want to hear those things
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