10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!
 

1. Is there any gas station around?
2. Gee, I didn't know the buildings in New York are so high
3. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Mohammed
4. I bet you 50 bucks I pass between those buildings...
5. Is there anyone here who can fly a plane?
6. What do you mean, I'm not allowed to leave the atmosphere?!
7. We're going to crush!!!!!!!!!!!!! err, I mean land ;)
8. How do I close the goddamn window?
9. Why is there smoke coming out of the left wing?
10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica

worst thing is seeing a woman carrying a baby down the isle and theres no empty seats but the one beside you..

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terrible.... :)

Not bad at all! :thumbsup

how about,

here's your seat mr. bin ladin

HAHAH

"would you like the window seat mr bin ladin?"

i would bug...even if it was just someone with the same name as him.... i'd get off the plane

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Hi Jack :glugglug

thats a great advice, thanks! :thumbsup

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Why? That would be a damn safe flight for sure. He aint gunna fall for that be blown up with the bomb mentality he preaches.

:1orglaugh those were funny.

ohhhh nooo lol... cheap shot :winkwink:

i was flying back from Miami last spring break and one of the flaps on the wing was stuck. After a few messages about technical problems with the plane, the attendant stated that "he hadn't lost anyone in 20 years and he wasn't going to today". That definitly didn't help the situation :helpme

Funny :thumbsup

Thats why I dont fly if you cant get there by boat, train, or car there is no need to go..LOL

no kidding

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LOL, i hate flying :helpme

we're out of stale peanuts

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I would've started praying after hearing that! :1orglaugh

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I'd jump out if I hear this one! :1orglaugh

Ha.. no shit. I hate kids on planes.

The thing I don't wanna hear on a plane is that when the flight attendant announces that there's no food left.

It reminds me of Flying High! :1orglaugh

People started screaming "OH jesus" and praying out loud and shit it was a fucking trip and a half. The best part was the 70 something women in front me who started chugging vodka out of the bottle she whipped out from her carry on!!!

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LMAO !!

hehe not bad :)

stuck flap is a minor problem, very little risk

stuck elevator or aileron would be much more serious :)

yeah no doubt....

definetly do not want to hear those things