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10 Things you DO NOT want to hear in a plane!
1. Is there any gas station around?
2. Gee, I didn't know the buildings in New York are so high
3. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Mohammed
4. I bet you 50 bucks I pass between those buildings...
5. Is there anyone here who can fly a plane?
6. What do you mean, I'm not allowed to leave the atmosphere?!
7. We're going to crush!!!!!!!!!!!!! err, I mean land ;)
8. How do I close the goddamn window?
9. Why is there smoke coming out of the left wing?
10. Hello passengers, this is your captain, Jessica
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